Hockey The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by
1
512 644
Fussy Puckers
2
369 480
The Mighty Pucks
3
299 452
Zero Pucks Given
4
295 464
Shootin' Blanks
5
247 410
Zambronies
6
169 310
Chicks with Sticks
7
157 309
Men with Wood
8
113 223
Brawlers
9
121 240
The Knuckle Pucks
10
193 383
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers
11
57 116
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole
12
151 311
Ugly Pucklings
13
115 242
Power Players
14
86 184
msous1 added Beasts
15
63 137
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers
16
31 75
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS
17
77 172
Puck Daddys
18
71 163
Hit or Miss
19
150 331
Pucked Up
20
63 147
Beer Me
21
93 211
Rink Masters
22
83 192
Quick with the Stick
23
31 81
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole
24
44 110
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks
25
85 199
Who Needs Teeth