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The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever

Updated November 6, 2019 21.7k votes 3.7k voters 168.4k views63 items

Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
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  • 1
    765
    989

    Fussy Puckers

  • 2
    543
    730

    The Mighty Pucks

  • 3
    96
    144

    Body Checkers

  • 4
    438
    695

    Zero Pucks Given

  • 5
    343
    554

    Zambronies

  • 6
    43
    77

    Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)

  • 7
    409
    694

    Shootin' Blanks

  • 8
    45
    89

    Coyle and Strike

  • 9
    132
    237

    MIGHTY DRUNKS

  • 10
    180
    324

    Shut Your 5-Hole

  • 11
    38
    91

    Too Fehr Down

  • 12
    232
    459

    Chicks with Sticks

  • 13
    220
    439

    Men with Wood

  • 14
    37
    106

    Zamboni Crime Family

  • 15
    228
    500

    Bad Motherpuckers

  • 16
    151
    347

    The Knuckle Pucks

  • 17
    109
    263

    Stanley Steamers

  • 18
    176
    405

    Ugly Pucklings

  • 19
    128
    306

    Beasts

  • 20
    135
    324

    Brawlers

  • 21
    103
    261

    Puck Daddys

  • 22
    109
    273

    Your Mom

  • 23
    161
    387

    Pucked Up

  • 24
    128
    320

    Power Players

  • 25
    74
    204

    Gettin' Iced