Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right.
What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist.
So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list!- 1765989
Fussy Puckers
- 2543730
The Mighty Pucks
- 396144
Body Checkers
- 4438695
Zero Pucks Given
- 5343554
Zambronies
- 64377
Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)
- 7409694
Shootin' Blanks
- 84589
Coyle and Strike
- 9132237
MIGHTY DRUNKS
- 10180324
Shut Your 5-Hole
- 113891
Too Fehr Down
- 12232459
Chicks with Sticks
- 13220439
Men with Wood
- 1437106
Zamboni Crime Family
- 15228500
Bad Motherpuckers
- 16151347
The Knuckle Pucks
- 17109263
Stanley Steamers
- 18176405
Ugly Pucklings
- 19128306
Beasts
- 20135324
Brawlers
- 21103261
Puck Daddys
- 22109273
Your Mom
- 23161387
Pucked Up
- 24128320
Power Players
- 2574204
Gettin' Iced