Winter Sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by

1
411 486
Fussy Puckers

2
283 364
The Mighty Pucks

3
242 334
Zero Pucks Given

4
243 341
Shootin' Blanks

5
218 323
Zambronies

6
22 33
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

7
134 231
Chicks with Sticks

8
169 297
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

9
133 239
Ugly Pucklings

10
128 231
Men with Wood

11
141 260
Pucked Up

12
95 176
The Knuckle Pucks

13
99 192
Power Players

14
73 143
Quick with the Stick

15
13 30
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole

16
42 85
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

17
65 129
1517954933734 added Beasts

18
9 24
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS

19
85 170
Brawlers

20
81 163
Rink Masters

21
58 119
Puck Daddys

22
77 156
Who Needs Teeth

23
58 120
Kings of Puck

24
6 20
puckmugger added Zamboni Crime Family

25
10 28
amandavieau added Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)

26
47 101
Beer Me

27
56 122
jess-hart added Pucker Up

28
33 77
1513531898510 added Puck You

29
34 79
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks

30
33 78
1517954933734 added Your Mom

31
52 117
Goals Galore

32
48 110
Gettin' Iced

33
26 66
lion added Dutch Rudders

34
31 77
1524074534918 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids

35
31 78
jess-hart added Phony Zamboni

36
17 50
KyleBonnell added Sin Bin City Stickers

37
40 98
Stick Figures

38
53 125
Hit or Miss

39
43 105
Puck Boiz

40
23 64
Queens of the Ice Age

41
45 110
Stick Magnets

42
37 94
Concussed

43
26 72
Think With Your Stick

44
26 72
Slick Stick Handlers

45
29 79
sporto added

46
12 42
1513531898510 added Puck it

47
6 26
CosmicTopzzy added Puck Eatrs

48
38 99
Body Checkers

49
4 20
Josh Dale added Jibless

50
23 68
jess-hart added Brawl for One