Hockey The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by
1
531 665
Fussy Puckers
2
386 499
The Mighty Pucks
3
312 469
Zero Pucks Given
4
305 481
Shootin' Blanks
5
254 421
Zambronies
6
178 323
Chicks with Sticks
7
67 124
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole
8
165 319
Men with Wood
9
201 392
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers
10
124 251
The Knuckle Pucks
11
115 234
Brawlers
12
157 319
Ugly Pucklings
13
35 80
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS
14
117 249
Power Players
15
67 147
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers
16
89 193
msous1 added Beasts
17
81 177
Puck Daddys
18
77 169
Hit or Miss
19
67 150
Beer Me
20
35 85
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole
21
95 214
Rink Masters
22
151 335
Pucked Up
23
85 195
Quick with the Stick
24
47 114
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks
25
58 138
Gettin' Iced