Winter Sports The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

Lauren Slocum
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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 

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359 410
Fussy Puckers

2
252 304
The Mighty Pucks

3
213 283
Shootin' Blanks

4
204 274
Zero Pucks Given

5
197 285
Zambronies

6
87 141
The Knuckle Pucks

7
115 189
Chicks with Sticks

8
56 91
1517954933734 added Beasts

9
151 255
jess-hart added Bad Motherpuckers

10
114 192
Men with Wood

11
120 208
Ugly Pucklings

12
133 232
Pucked Up

13
94 167
Power Players

14
54 103
Kings of Puck

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15
5 13
amandavieau added Macon Whoopie (ECHL team from Macon, GA)

16
53 104
Puck Daddys

17
68 132
Quick with the Stick

18
79 153
Rink Masters

19
82 159
Brawlers

20
45 91
Beer Me

21
30 63
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers

The Coolest Hockey Team Logos of All Time

22
31 67
1513531898510 added Puck You

23
71 145
Who Needs Teeth

24
27 62
1524074534918 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids

25
51 111
Goals Galore

26
53 115
jess-hart added Pucker Up

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11 35
1513531898510 added Puck it

28
45 104
Stick Magnets

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12 38
KyleBonnell added Power Playing Puckin Prodigies

30
4 18
CosmicTopzzy added Puck Eatrs

31
51 118
Hit or Miss

32
21 58
lion added Dutch Rudders

33
38 93
Stick Figures

34
35 87
Concussed

35
26 69
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks

The Hottest Female Swimmers

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25 67
1517954933734 added Your Mom

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43 104
Gettin' Iced

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41 100
Puck Boiz

39
14 45
KyleBonnell added Mighty Merkins

40
37 93
Body Checkers

41
1 9
Josh Dale added Jibless

42
40 102
1 Period Away

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43
24 69
Think With Your Stick

44
23 67
Slick Stick Handlers

45
26 74
sporto added I got your Backstrom

46
21 64
jess-hart added Brawl for One

47
26 75
jess-hart added Phony Zamboni

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21 65
Kane Is Able

49
13 46
KyleBonnell added Sin Bin City Stickers

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24 72
Skate or Die