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The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever 

Lauren Slocum
Updated November 6, 2019 20.4k votes 3.5k voters 163.4k views 63 items

Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
list ordered by
1
Fussy Puckers
2
The Mighty Pucks
3
Zero Pucks Given
4
Zambronies
5
Shootin' Blanks
6
puckmugger added Zamboni Crime Family
7
Jim shorts added Shut Your 5-Hole
8
Zach Dobrick added MIGHTY DRUNKS
9
Chicks with Sticks
10
Gettin' Iced
11
KyleBonnell added Stanley Steamers
12
here123 added Chick Dig Big Sticks
13
ethen.hopkins1717 added Puck You
14
Men with Wood
15
msous1 added Your Mom
16
Concussed
17
Puck Daddys
18
Beer Me
19
Stick Magnets
20
jhayes8226 added The Yodeling Walmart Kids
21
Puck Boiz
22
msous1 added Beasts
23
The Knuckle Pucks
24
Kings of Puck
25
Who Needs Teeth