culture Homer Simpson's Life Lessons  

John Ungaro
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List Rules Vote up the best live advice from Homer Simpson.

List of Homer Simpson's life quotes. Woo Hoo!!! Hi-diddly-ho neighborinos. Vote on what Homer Simpson quote you feel best suits every day life and provides the best life advice. So relax, crack opening an ice cold duff, stuff your face with lard lad doughnuts and ponder these life musings, uttered by a true every man, Homer Jay Simpson.

Whether discussing the finer points of their relationship with his wife Marge, or teaching his kids a lesson or two, Homer Simpson, the patriarch of the long-running animated TV series "The Simpsons," is always doling out great advice.

Vote up the best Homer Simpson quotes below and take notes - you might just learn a life lesson.  
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On Work Ethic


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On Being Social


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On Alcohol


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On Church


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