People Are Giving Their States 'Honest' Mottos And The Answers Are Hilarious

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Vote up the honest state mottoes that capture their state with painful accuracy.

"Eureka!" "The people rule." "Crossroad of America." "She Flies With Her Own Wings."

State slogans are meant to represent the people of that state, but many will agree that lots of the mottoes need an update. On Reddit, people took to sharing their ideas for new mottos that accurately portray their home state. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. 

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  • 1
    7,554 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/twitchy_taco:

    You can't afford to live here.

    7,554 votes
  • 2
    5,796 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/TimtheBigDaddy:

    Imagine the heat coming out of your oven, but all over your body.

    5,796 votes
  • 3
    6,304 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/nt96:

    The further north you travel, the more southern we get.

    6,304 votes
  • 4
    5,535 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/StevieWanderer1:

    No, the other Washington.

    5,535 votes
  • 5
    5,896 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/NotAVerifiableFact:

    If we can't tax it, we are going to make it illegal.

    5,896 votes
  • 6
    5,781 VOTES


    From Redditor /u/hperkins09:

    You’ll spend half of your cross country trip driving through here.

    5,781 votes