People Are Giving Their States 'Honest' Mottos And The Answers Are Hilarious

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Vote up the honest state mottoes that capture their state with painful accuracy.

"Eureka!" "The people rule." "Crossroad of America." "She Flies With Her Own Wings."

State slogans are meant to represent the people of that state, but many will agree that lots of the mottoes need an update. On Reddit, people took to sharing their ideas for new mottos that accurately portray their home state. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. 

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  • 1
    7,726 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/twitchy_taco:

    You can't afford to live here.

    7,726 votes
  • 2
    5,920 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/TimtheBigDaddy:

    Imagine the heat coming out of your oven, but all over your body.

    5,920 votes
  • 3
    6,441 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/nt96:

    The further north you travel, the more southern we get.

    6,441 votes
  • 4
    5,642 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/StevieWanderer1:

    No, the other Washington.

    5,642 votes
  • 5
    6,030 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/NotAVerifiableFact:

    If we can't tax it, we are going to make it illegal.

    6,030 votes
  • 6
    4,235 VOTES

    From Redditor /u/Monolith1011:

    For drivers that don’t want to turn for four hours.

    4,235 votes