Sex is awesome. We’re not going to lie and say that it’s just okay. You could offer us all the money in the world to say that sex is mediocre and we'd throw it in your face. Sometimes, though, sex can go wrong, like, super wrong. For whatever reason, the worst things tend to happen during sex: animal attacks, broken genitals, death - you name it and it’s probably happened while people were gettin’ it on. Put the kids to bed, because this list of the worst things that have ever happened during sex is not for the faint of heart.
After reading through so many true sex stories for this list, we’ve come to a few conclusions. First of all, a lot of guys keep garbage in their rooms - real garbage that a garbage man takes away from the curb. Second, people like to live dangerously. They want to put weird things inside of themselves or have sex in moving cars. But readers, please be safe. We don’t want to have to add you to this list of real-life sex horror stories.
What started as a very sexy afternoon ended in tragedy when a couple in the throes of passion on a hot day reportedly decided to make love against a window to keep cool. When the glass broke, they fell out of the window together and died on impact. We guess that's kind of romantic in a really morbid, awful way.
In a reminder of the dangers of automotive hookups, a boss and his secretary in China were reportedly engaging in car-based fellatio in a park when their vehicle was struck by a van, causing the woman to bite off the man's penis.
In a bizarre twist, this was all caught by a private detective that the man's wife hired to find out if he was cheating. He was, obviously, but not anymore!
A former Redditor told a story about one of their friends who met a girl at a concert. Eventually, she came over to his place and they decided to try anal sex, despite neither having any experience. It didn't work, and there was a mess everywhere (you do the math).
A few days later, the same woman came over again and while performing oral sex, she threw up all over the guy. After vomiting, she ran out of the house in embarrassment, and while pulling out of the driveway she ran over the guy's cat, killing the innocent critter.
It's all in the title, but let's let this former Redditor explain it:
I was having sex with a new boyfriend for the first time. I had a seizure.
He didn't realize what was happening at first and finished.
To be fair, I hadn't had a seizure in years and he didn't know I had epilepsy.