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Horrible Bosses 2 Movie Quotes

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"Horrible Bosses 2" returns to the crew of guys who now have the opportunity to be their own bosses, though their plan to get rich and successful doesn't come without some bumps. The comedy movie, which is a sequel to the 2011 film, was directed by Sean Anders using a screenplay he co-wrote with John Morris. "Horrible Bosses 2" hit theaters on November 26, 2014.

In "Horrible Bosses 2," Nick (Jason Bateman), Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) and Dale (Charlie Day) are back and have started their own business, producing the Shower Buddy. Things are going well and they even get a huge initial order from businessman Burt Hanson (Christoph Waltz).

But when Burt cancels the order and hijacks the product idea, the guys decide to take revenge and, with the help of a friend (Jamie Foxx), kidnap Burt's son, Rex (Chris Pine). The plan doesn't quite go as imagined but it does lead them to some comical interactions with old friends like Nick's old boss David (Kevin Spacey), and Dale's old boss, Dr. Julia (Jennifer Aniston).

"Horrible Bosses 2" has stiff box office competition as it joins other great movies in theaters including "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1," "Dumb and Dumber To," "Foxcatcher," "Beyond the Lights," "The Homesman," "Interstellar," "The Theory of Everything," "Nightcrawler," "Big Hero 6," "Before I Go to Sleep," "Horns," "John Wick," "White Bird in a Blizzard," "Fury," "The Best of Me," "The Book of Life," "Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)," "The Judge," "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day," "St. Vincent," and "Gone Girl."
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    I'm Texting My Lady

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    Nick: "Who are you texting?"
    Dean MF Jones: "I'm texting my lady. If I don't check in, she goes crazy."
    Dale: "Train, train, train, train!"
    Kurt: "I didn't know you were seeing someone."
    Dean MF Jones: "Yeah"
    Kurt: "That's great!"

    Driving a car at night at a high rate of speed toward an intersection that a train is about to meet might not be the optimal time for Dean to text his lady but somehow, call it movie magic, it all works out okay in the end.
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  • 2

    9 to 5

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    Dean MF Jones: "I could give you the plan for $50,000."
    Dale: "Come on"
    Nick: "We can't"
    Dean MF Jones: "$600?"
    Dale: "It's so weird how you negotiate."
    Dean MF Jones: "You sneak into his crib and keep that bitch sedated until daddy pays up."
    Nick: "Name me one movie where the kidnappers weren't incarcerated."
    Kurt: "9 to 5"
    Dale: "9 to 5, dude"
    Kurt: "9 to 5 was this movie…"
    Dean MF Jones: "I know what 9 to 5 is. It's about the white woman with the bis ass t**ies."
    Dale: "That's the one."

    The guys head to Dean MF Jones for some help with their plan to kidnap Burt's son, Rex. The conversation is awkward, to say the least.
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  • 3

    All of Us?

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    Nick: “Today I can provide you something that’s very meaningful.”
    Dr. Julia Harris: “What are you talking about?”
    Nick: “I’m talking about us.”
    Dr. Julia Harris: “All of us? I love this idea! I’m going to go freshen up. Why don’t you guys s*** each other off to get ready.”

    When Nick tells Julia that he can provide her and others in the support group, for which he is not aware is sex addiction, he does not expect the response that comes in reply. Whether he’s up for the job, however, is another story.
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    An Initial Order of 100,000 Units

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    Burt: "I'll place an initial order of 100,000 units."
    Dale: "100,000 Shower Buddies!"

    Nick: "We have finished your order in full and it is ready to be shipped."
    Burt: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel that order."
    Nick: "Did you say cancel?"
    Burt: "We have our own new product, the Shower Pal!"
    Kurt: "That's a better name too."
    Dale: "It is a better name."

    The guys are elated when Burt offers to order 100,000 Shower Buddies. This feeling soon turns to rage when, after they've made those 100,000 products, Burt cancels the order.
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