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Pretty Good Horror Movies That Make You Never Want To Be A Parent 

Mike McGranaghan
Updated November 5, 2019 758 votes 261 voters 14k views 18 items

List Rules Vote up the movies most likely to dissuade you from having children.

A really good horror movie can give viewers a phobia. Jaws, for example, made a lot of people afraid to go into the ocean. The Blair Witch Project kept others from going into the woods. Can a horror movie do something more extreme, like making you decide that you never want to be a parent? We'd argue yes, and these titles prove it. 

Whether they're about difficult pregnancies, creepy babies, or vicious kids, these horror films offer up distressing visions of parenthood. Watch them and you'll conceivably second-guess your desire to be a parent. Best of all, each of these movies is pretty good and worth a look. A couple are even better than that, as you'll find several horror classics here.

Of course, being a parent has many rewards. Put one of these on the next time you're in the mood for some horror and you could find yourself opting to bypass those rewards - at least for the duration of the movie. 

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Orphan is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Pretty Good Horror Movies That Make You Never Want To Be A Parent
Photo:  Warner Bros. Pictures

Orphan is a creepily entertaining movie with a twist ending that will leave you blindsided. Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard play a married couple who adopt a young Russian girl named Esther (portrayed by Isabelle Fuhrman). Things seem okay at first, but then bizarre "accidents" keep happening that leave people hurt or worse. It's possible that Esther is causing them.

Despite offering plenty of thrills, adoption advocates probably aren't real fond of Orphan, as it implies you might end up with a psycho-child if you adopt. 

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We Need to Talk About Ke... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Pretty Good Horror Movies That Make You Never Want To Be A Parent
Photo:  Oscilloscope Laboratories

Tilda Swinton gives one of the best performances of her career in We Need to Talk About Kevin. She plays Eva, a travel writer who failed to properly bond with her son Kevin when he was a baby. As a teen, he has become a sociopath with vicious tendencies.

This taut, disturbing story takes a look at the catastrophic things that can happen when a parent fails to properly nurture a child. Swinton and Ezra Miller, who plays Kevin, are both outstanding. We Need to Talk About Kevin just might give you a complex about whether you could raise a child to be a decent person. 

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The Omen is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Pretty Good Horror Movies That Make You Never Want To Be A Parent
Photo:  20th Century Fox

Kids can misbehave sometimes. A few of them even develop defiant, oppositional, or antisocial behaviors as they get a little older. The Omen takes that idea to a terrifying extreme. Richard Donner's 1976 horror classic imagines a little boy named Damien who is a devil-child - literally, as he's the spawn of Satan. Gregory Peck and Lee Remick play Robert and Katherine Thorn, the parents who receive this orphan and come to regret it soon afterward.

No spoilers here, but when you see what happens to the Thorns, you might decide never to chance having the devil inside your kid, as improbable as that scenario would be. 

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Children of the Corn is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Pretty Good Horror Movies That Make You Never Want To Be A Parent
Photo:  New World Pictures

The central figure in Children of the Corn is Isaac, a boy who indoctrinates the kids in a small Nebraska town into a religious cult centered around a deity known as "He Who Walks Behind the Rows." The central tenet of this religion is that all adults must be eliminated. A couple traveling through town gets caught up in his madness.

Based on Stephen King's novel, Children of the Corn suggests that children are easily susceptible to bad influences and, therefore, might end up being dangerous to adults. That concept alone provides chills, especially for viewers with an aversion to kids. The film, which spawned a whopping eight sequels, will also instill in you a fear of ever entering a cornfield. 

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