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How to Be a Latin Lover Movie Quotes

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How to Be a Latin Lover movie quotes help tell the story portrayed in the film about an older man who forced to reevaluate his life when his sugar mama dumps him. The comedy film was directed by Ken Marino using a screenplay by Chris Spain and Jon Zack. How to Be a Latin Lover opened theatrically on April 28, 2017.

In How to Be a Latin Lover, Maximo (Eugenio Derbez) has lived a lavish lifestyle for the past 25 years as the husband of wealthy older woman, Peggy (Renée Taylor). So when Peggy dumps him for younger car salesman Remy (Michael Cera), Maximo's world shatters. He's never worked a hard day in his life, now has no where to live and no way to support himself.

So Maximo, on the advise of gigolo friend Rick (Rob Lowe), moves in with somewhat estranged sister, Sara (Salma Hayek), and her young son, Hugo (Raphael Alejandro). So while helping to take care of a young boy is not exactly what Maximo wanted in life, he does find an interest in teaching Hugo about how to charm ladies, including when Maximo tries to charm Hugo's classmate's grandmother, Celeste (Raquel Welch).

How to Be a Latin Lover opened in theaters alongside other spring 2017 movies including The Circle, The Promise, Gifted, and Going in Style.  

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    Guys Like You and Me

    Rick: Guys like you and me, we do whatever it takes to come out on top. 

    Rick tries to give Maximo some words of encouragement during his time of need. However, both are oblivious to how they found their success as neither have worked a hard day in their lives.

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      Just Around the Block

      Maximo: It's okay! I just let him drive from around the block. 

      When Sara gave Maximo her car to drive son Hugo back and forth from school, she didn't think that Hugo would be driving when they picked her up in these How to Be a Latin Lover movie quotes. Maximo sees little problem with letting the young boy drive, especially just a short distance. 

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        I'm Great in Bed

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        Maximo: I can teach you how to use your skills of seduction to get what you want. 
        Maximo: Feel your sexiness because you know what all the ladies are thinking.
        Hugo: What are the ladies thinking?
        Maximo: He must be great in bed.
        Hugo: I'm great in bed. 
        Maximo: What?
        Hugo: I don't pee or anything anymore. 

        In an attempt to teach Hugo how to get Arden to notice him, Maximo presents his seduction skills to the boy. But as evidenced in these How to Be a Latin Lover movie quotes, their definitions of things, like being good in bed, are staggering.

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          You Cheated on Me with a Car Salesman

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          Peggy: You're home early. 
          Maximo: I missed you.
          Remy: You deserve a nice, refreshing beverage after the workout we just... Hey.
          Maximo: You cheated on me with a car salesman? 
          Peggy: No! A little

          Maximo's world comes crumbling down in one moment. His much older and extremely wealthy sugar mama wife Peggy has dumped him for a younger man. 

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