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The Best Ways To Cheat At Monopoly, Ranked

Updated October 13, 2018 3.2k votes 395 voters 13.9k views15 items

List RulesVote up the cheating tips that might just secure your place as the family best Monopoly player.

If you didn't stuff hundred dollar bills down your shirt as a child to hide them from your family, what were you doing? You certainly weren't winning at Monopoly. Indeed, everyone cheated at Monopoly on family game nights in the '80s, '90s, and early 2000s. It was a rite of passage, and the easiest way to get ahead in the classic Hasbro game was to slip yourself a few pastel-colored bills when no one was watching.

Certain ingenious cheaters worked a little smarter, though. They discovered the master hacks to beating the odds at Monopoly, hiding hotels from the bank, bribing players, and even double-dealing with the cards of chance. Ever wondered how your older brother always managed to screw you over, even when you had all the best property and a dominance over utilities? Yeah, he was most likely cheating.

It's not too late to reinstate game night, though. Learn how to cheat, and you too can finally have a place at the table. Cheating brothers, watch out - all your best Monopoly cheating secrets have been revealed. 

Board games may never be as wholesome again.

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    Keep Your Mouth Shut When You Land On Someone's Property, Hope They Don't Notice

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    Volunteer To Be The Banker So You Can Deal Out The Money Underhandedly

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    Steal Money From The Bank

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    Move Your Piece Too Many Or Too Few Spaces To Land On Better Spots

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    Hide Money In Your Pocket Before The Game Starts

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    Pretend Not To Understand What You Did Wrong If You Ever Get Caught

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    Lie About What Your 'Chance' Card Says

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    Make Up Your Own Rules When You're Playing With Beginners

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    Bribe Other Players With Real Rewards For Help In The Game

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    Take Money From Other Players When They're Not Looking

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    Distract Other Players So You Can Move Your Piece To Favorable Locations

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    Add More Houses And Hotels To The Board When No One's Looking

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    Move The Dice To Land On Numbers You Want

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    Shuffle The 'Chance' Deck So You Get More Preferable Cards

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    Steal Properties From The Bank

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