No one ever thinks they'll end up in a cult, but that's how they get you in the first place. One moment everyone is hanging out, singing songs, passing the pipe, then the next thing you know you're way in over your head and someone just handed you a cup of electric green Kool-Aid that does not smell right. It's time to get the heck out of dodge.
Unfortunately, it's not always easy to escape a cult, and sometimes you need to be prepared in order to extricate yourself from a sticky situation. The next time you find yourself in a little too deep with a group of leery-eyed cultists, refer to this handy list to find out how to get yourself out of there.