Illuminati

How To Join The Illuminati  

Mike Rothschild
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Have you been wondering how to join the Illuminati? Do you see the wealth and power of the Dark Cabal that guides every aspect of our world and want in on it? Do you want to know the secrets of the universe, the hidden knowledge that only the most powerful people on Earth have access to?

Of course you do. But to join a group as elite and secretive as the Illuminati, you have to do a few things first. Attain personal wealth or fame, work in an industry that will come in handy during the New World Order, and perform the correct rituals. Never ask questions, always keep secrets... except when secrets aren't to be kept.

Above all, follow these 21 simple steps to joining and becoming a member. You might not need all of them... but you'll need some. And only then will the Judeo/Communist/Masonic/Satanic/Catholic conspiracy usher you behind its locked doors.
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Or an Ancient Mystical Order
Or an Ancient Mystical Order is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list How To Join The Illuminati
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If shadowy governmental societies aren't your bag, there are plenty of other Mystical Orders you can join to catch the All Seeing Eye of the Illuminati. These include the Freemasons, Rosicrucians, Druids, your local Church of Satan branch, or Opus Dei. All are front groups (allegedly) for the Illuminati, so take your pick.
Become a Famous Pop Star
Become a Famous Pop Star is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list How To Join The Illuminati
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Download the newest version of Auto Tune, slap on some makeup, and hire a Swedish songwriting team, and you might find yourself in the Illuminati right quick. Every recent pop singer, from Madonna to Britney, from Lady Gaga to Katy Perry, from Jessie J to someone who only exists in an Illuminati cloning tank – they're all alleged to be Cabal members.
Or a Famous Rapper
Or a Famous Rapper is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list How To Join The Illuminati
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The rap world has an obsession with the Illuminati – and in turn, the Illuminati are said to be especially eager to add rappers to their membership rolls. They've long (allegedly) had their hooks into Jay-Z, Kanye, Dr. Dre, and others. Could you be next? Get out that notebook and start polishing your rhymes – it's the quickest way to find out.
Or Be in a Classic Rock Band
Or Be in a Classic Rock Band is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list How To Join The Illuminati
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The Illuminati are said to use rock music as a tool for disseminating subliminal messages and Satanic orders. So when you look at a rock band, be it the Beatles and Rolling Stones or AC/DC and Judas Priest, you're probably seeing some very wealthy Cabal members. Every classic rock radio "Get the Led Out Thursday" – it's all Illuminati.