Have you been wondering how to join the Illuminati? Do you see the wealth and power of the Dark Cabal that guides every aspect of our world and want in on it? Do you want to know the secrets of the universe, the hidden knowledge that only the most powerful people on Earth have access to?
Of course you do. But to join a group as elite and secretive as the Illuminati, you have to do a few things first. Attain personal wealth or fame, work in an industry that will come in handy during the New World Order, and perform the correct rituals. Never ask questions, always keep secrets... except when secrets aren't to be kept.Above all, follow these 21 simple steps to joining and becoming a member. You might not need all of them... but you'll need some. And only then will the Judeo/Communist/Masonic/Satanic/Catholic conspiracy usher you behind its locked doors.
Be From an Old Money Family
The chief qualifier for membership in the Illuminati is money, and many of the most powerful families in the Cabal are also some of the wealthiest in history. Think Rockefeller, Kennedy, the Windsor dynasty, etc. If you were born into money, you've already got an immaculately tailored suit-pant leg up on joining the Illuminati.
Or Get Rich in Business
Even if you aren't born into wealth, if you make enough money on your own, either through business, real estate, entertainment, an invention, or anything else, you won't have to ask about joining the Illuminati. They'll come looking for you.
As much of its history is steeped in racism, the membership of the Illuminati is almost entirely made of men. Obviously, these rules are lessened for the entertainment wing of the Cabal, where anyone famous enough is welcome. But to rise to the highest levels of the Illuminati, you pretty much have to be a dude. An old, white dude, at that.
Join a Secret Society
Many Illuminati members are also a part of secret societies, the shadowy power brokers who meet at luxury hotels in faraway places, hidden from prying eyes. The Illuminati itself began as a secret society in Bavaria in the 1770s, and this mentality has never left the group. So if you want to be noticed by the Cabal, get added to the roster of something like the Skull and Bones, the OTO, or the Bilderberg Group.