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Updated February 10, 2020 601 votes 326 voters 39.2k views
For this list we're ranking the best How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days quotes, and we want you to vote for your favorites. What a tangled web one weaves, when both parties practice to deceive...That's what happens when Andie (Kate Hudson) tries to lose a guy in 10 days for an article she's writing while Ben (Matthew McConaughey) tries to get her to fall in love with him for a bet. Both try their darnest to beat the other at their own game but, as romantic comedies go, they eventually fall in love. (Technically, Ben wins because, c'mon' his task is much harder). There are lots of funny quotes from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, but there are some romantic lines as well.
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Ben: That's what I was, huh? I was your guinea pig, somebody you can test your theories on. Andie: And I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar. Ben: Yeah, so what, big deal? Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story. Andie: That's a good idea, maybe we should bet on it. Ben: You know what, you did your job now Andie. Andie: Yes I did. Ben: You wanted to lose a guy in 10 days, congratulations you did it. You just lost him. Andie: No, I didn't Ben, cause you can't lose something you never had.
Andie: ... cuz he's sooooo vain. You probably think this song is about you. Ben Barry, you're so vaaaain... probably think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you?Tony: Tone deaf and drunk is not a good combination.Andie: No, you fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed.Ben: Look, you took me to a goddamn Celine Dion concert. You made me miss the big game.Andie: Oh, smart guy's a rhymer. Well, do we want everybody to know your lovemaking is lame?Ben: Oh, maybe because you named my penis. Yeah, you named my penis. You named my penis after a dame!Andie: I really think you have to get over that.
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Ben: Who's Princess Sophia? No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. You're kidding me right? Princess Sophia? Andie: Little? Big? Little? Big? I don't know, we will find out! Ben: Listen, you can't name my member Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes I can. Ben: Listen... listen... if you're gonna name my, my member, you've gotta name it something hyper-masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King.
Ben: I-I'm sorry. I am way out of line, Andie. Can you... can you give me another chance?Andie: Haven't you had enough?Ben: Hey, look, I'm willing to do anything.Andie: Get up.Ben : I'll do... I'll do anything, Andie.
Andie: Oh, no. Our love fern. It's dead.
