Admit it, you’ve thought about selling your soul to the devil once or twice. Maybe you needed some extra cash, or you just wanted to skip the TSA line at LAX — there’s no judgment here. But selling your soul to Satan isn’t as easy as it sounds. There are a lot of steps that you have to take to ensure the safety of you and your soul, and you’ve got to make sure that you get what you want. It’s like any legal transaction, but with the most evil entity in the universe.
In the interest of doing a good deed, these guidelines break down exactly how to sell your soul to the Devil, provide some examples of famous people who have sold their soul, and warn you of the pitfalls that await you on your journey to being really awesome.
The obvious question here is: how do you sell your soul? It may seem simple enough, but it’s actually a multi-faceted question. There's a right time and place to do dark magic, and a step-by-step process that has to unfold, much like any legal situation. Satan isn’t some chump that just fell off a turnip truck, he’s been making deals for souls for longer than you’ve been alive, and you need to be prepared for whatever he’s going to throw at you. If you do things the wrong way, you could end up possessed and you definitely don’t want that.
So, you want to learn how to make a deal with the devil. Whether for money or fame, keep reading to find out how you can and what happens when you sell your soul.
Where Does One Find The Devil?Photo: Columbia Pictures
How Do You Summon The Devil?Photo: De Laurentiis Entertainment Group
How Can You Propose A Deal?Photo: Universal Pictures
Can You Protect Yourself?Photo: 20th Century Fox
What Do You Ask For?Photo: Tri-Star Pictures
How Much Are You Worth?Photo: K. Gordon Murray Productions