VOTE How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)  

Greeley Dean
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Not that it's a good idea, but there are plenty of ways to sneak drugs into a festival, an airplane, your parents house. . . really wherever you'd like to bring in drugs and not get caught. This list is full of tricks for hiding your stash, but disclaimer: if you get thrown out of EDC or whatever because you tried to hide a joint in your hair, you've only got yourself to blame. Of the many ways to hide drugs, this list has the best tips for how to sneak in drugs discreetly and undetected. Just a note: these tactics work for a small amount of drugs for you and your friends. If you're trying to smuggle in bricks of illegal substances, this list isn't for you. Also, probably don't do that. 

Once you’ve read this list of sneak tips, you’ll have to decide which method works best for you. Obviously, you can’t bring an empty flashlight with you to the club, but that doesn’t mean a stash lighter wouldn't be welcome. Interestingly enough, ladies have a few more options for smuggling illicit goodies through the gates of a festival or onto a plane. Sorry guys, but you got to vote before 1920, so deal with it.

The time has come to vote up the best hiding drugs tips below. You're probably capable of sneaking drugs into wherever you're headed, just be cool.

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Buy a Stash Lighter

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When you think about it, it's strange that all lighters aren't stash lighters. But if you don't feel like chancing any of the other tips on this list, buy yourself a stash lighter and hide whatever you want in its hidden compartment. They're easy to carry, and even easier to ditch.
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No One Is Looking for Your Acid

No One Is Looking for Your Aci... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)
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Acid can go anywhere. Use it as a bookmark, stick it in your pocket, or even in your pack of cigarettes (or gum, you square). As long as you're not waving a sheet of it around, you'll likely be okay. 
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Embrace Your Inhaler

Embrace Your Inhaler is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)
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So what if you get made fun of for having asthma? You're about to be the guy that can get anything into anywhere.
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Use an Unopened Tampon Box

Use an Unopened Tampon Box is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)
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This mostly works for ladies, but guys can get away with it, too, as long as you're confident. Cut a slit in the top of an unopened package of tampons, stick in whatever you're hauling, and glue the box shut. As long as you're careful, you're golden. 
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