VOTE How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)  

Greeley Dean
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Not that it's a good idea, but there are plenty of ways to sneak drugs into a festival, an airplane, your parents house. . . really wherever you'd like to bring in drugs and not get caught. This list is full of tricks for hiding your stash, but disclaimer: if you get thrown out of EDC or whatever because you tried to hide a joint in your hair, you've only got yourself to blame. Of the many ways to hide drugs, this list has the best tips for how to sneak in drugs discreetly and undetected. Just a note: these tactics work for a small amount of drugs for you and your friends. If you're trying to smuggle in bricks of illegal substances, this list isn't for you. Also, probably don't do that. 

Once you’ve read this list of sneaky tips, you’ll have to decide which method works best for you. Obviously, you can’t bring an empty flashlight with you to the club, but that doesn’t mean a stash lighter wouldn't be welcome. Interestingly enough, ladies have a few more options for smuggling illicit goodies through the gates of a festival or onto a plane. Sorry guys, but you got to vote before 1920, so deal with it.

The time has come to vote up the best hiding drugs tips below. You're probably capable of sneaking drugs into wherever you're headed, just be cool.

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No One Is Looking for Your Acid


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Acid can go anywhere. Use it as a bookmark, stick it in your pocket, or even in your pack of cigarettes (or gum, you square). As long as you're not waving a sheet of it around, you'll likely be okay. 
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Buy a Stash Lighter


Buy a Stash Lighter is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)
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When you think about it, it's strange that all lighters aren't stash lighters. But if you don't feel like chancing any of the other tips on this list, buy yourself a stash lighter and hide whatever you want in its hidden compartment. They're easy to carry, and even easier to ditch.
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Bring Edibles ANYWHERE


Bring Edibles ANYWHERE is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)
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Edibles might be the easiest thing to bring with you where ever you go (as long as you don't mind being the person who's always eating a rice crispy bar or whatever). The smart move is to swap out the packaging on whatever you have. Let's say you have a bag of chocolate weed truffles. First, get over yourself. Second, throw those babies in a Lindt or Godiva bag and you're good to go. Same goes for gummies. Just buy the non-drugged up version and mix your special treats in with the real thing. This works with literally, ANY edible.
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The Many Faces of Molly


The Many Faces of Molly is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list How to Sneak in Drugs (If You Really Want To)
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Despite its changing experience, Molly is a pretty easy drug to carry with you. If you've got a rough brownish substance on your hands, the classic makeup route is the way to go, but if you're dealing with a smooth white powder, then load it into some empty pill capsules and stick them into a bottle of Tylenol - no one will be the wiser.
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