Animal dating is still stuck in the dark ages. They have to actually take the time to meet another animal in public, sniff their parts, and do an exhausting mating call. When are they gonna wake up and realize that the only way to meet other animals these days is to buy a phone, download an app like Tinder, and paw right? If they had proper animal dating profiles, complete with sexy animal photos and funny quotes, they wouldn't be lonely anymore. Come on, guys, you all need to #getwiththetimes.
What would it look like if animals had Tinder? Probably a little something like this...
