If NFL Teams Were Made Up Of The Animals In Their Names, Who Would Win?

List Rules

Vote up the animal teams you'd love to watch butt heads in a game of football (AKA pawball AKA hoofball AKA clawball).

Have you ever been dragged to a party for the Big Game and wished you could fast-forward to the commercials? Well, what if all the football players were their literal animal-based team names? Imagine if eagles of the Eagles were up against the cardinals of the Cardinals, or the Bears vs the Panthers. Zoos should take note and give us what we want: animals vs. animals playing the most American sport in the world. How could a halftime show top that?

Vote up the MVAs (most valuable animal) of the newly-formed animal NFL.