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If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?  

Ryan Carlquist
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List Rules Vote up the people you'd be okay being trapped in a 6 x 7 foot box with.

For most, even the idea of being trapped in an elevator can induce a fit of claustrophobia - and, frankly, most people would prefer to get in and out of those metal sweat boxes as quickly as possible. However, being stuck inside an elevator with a celebrity is a different matter entirely. Maybe even a dream come true? That enclosed space could allow for some serious bonding time with one's favorite (or least favorite) personality.  

The Ranker audience gathered together to share their dream scenario for the classic "stuck-in-an-elevator" hypothetical. Some wished to spend some quality time with a celebrity they admire, while others wished for the chance to be the only thing standing in the way of a star they loathe and a grim end. 

Vote up the celebrity elevator scenarios you wish you could live through, and vote down the predicaments you'd rather to avoid. 

list ordered by
1
Tom Hanks is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 62

"Tom Hanks. Brilliant, funny, and an all around nice guy."

2
Keanu Reeves is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 54

"Keanu Reeves. Thought he handled the elevator situation with poise... [in] Speed."

3
Sandra Bullock is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 54

"Sandra Bullock would be my first choice."

4
Patrick Stewart is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 78

"Patrick Stewart because he could keep me calm with his beautiful, sexy voice."

5
Melissa McCarthy is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 48

"Love to be trapped with Melissa McCarthy, as she’s hilarious. "

6
Morgan Freeman is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 81

"Morgan Freeman so he could narrate the whole thing."

7
Robin Williams is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
Dec. at 63 (1951-2014)

"Trapped with Robin Williams if he was still alive. That would be an entertaining experience."

8
Dolly Parton is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 73

"[Would] love to be trapped with Dolly Parton."

9
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pr... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt

"J-law [and] Chris Pratt because they seem so chill and friendly."

10
Jason Momoa is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 36

"Since I can't choose my husband, definitely Jason Momoa. [I'd] hate to be trapped with anyone else."

11
Tommy Chong is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 80

"Tommy Chong. At least... [he'll] have the kind of stuff to hold us over until then."

12
Anthony Bourdain is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 62

"[I'd] choose to be trapped with Anthony Bourdain, super cool guy with lots of stories."

13
age 59

"Weird Al. My daughter took me to one of his recent performances, and it included a meet and greet. I was thrilled! When our turn came, my mind went blank, and my tongue was tied. There were things I wanted to say, but we had only a few minutes, and I blew it. [Being] trapped in an elevator would definitely give me enough time to say what I wanted to say."

14
Gary Oldman is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 60

"I would want to be trapped with Gary Oldman. It definitely wouldn’t be boring and I have a million questions."

15
Bruce Campbell is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 60

"I would love to be trapped with Bruce Campbell. Maybe he could use his chainsaw hand to get us out of there!"

16
Goldie Hawn is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 73

"Id love to be stuck with Goldie Hawn, she reminds me of my mom."

17
Stephen Fry is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 61

"Trapped with Stephen Fry - such a wonderful, intelligent, and witty man I am sure that spending time with him would be fascinating and entertaining."

18
Fozzie Bear is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?

"[Fozzie] Bear would be my favorite... Celebrities tend to be egotistical pain in the asses. Now if [Fozzie] was real he would be cute and sweet."

19
Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
age 72

"Well, I'm probably going to have a bunch of haters from this, but I'd like to be trapped with Donald Trump and I'd like the scenario to go as follows: me being a medical assistant him needing medical assistance and me having to make the choice of whether to help or not.

Of course I would help because I took a creed, signed an oath when I became a medical assistant, so when he passes out I would like for him to at least have experienced the depravity he's forcing on the people of this great country of ours. And when I revive him I want him to know that a 4th generation Latino Mexican American Medical Assistant helped him survive."

20
Dan Rather and Anderson Cooper is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list If You Had To Be Trapped In An Elevator With Any Celebrity, Who Would You Choose?
Dan Rather and Anderson Cooper

"I would say [I'd] want to [be trapped] with Dan Rather [and] Anderson Cooper- they have seen so many amazing/horrible/life-changing things in their careers."