Halloween

Shockingly Inappropriate Pumpkin Carvings That Are Scary For All The Wrong Reasons

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Vote up the pumpkins you can't believe made it to the front porch.

These shockingly inappropriate pumpkin designs reveal Halloween isn't just for kids. Sure, pumpkin carvings featuring pop culture favorites and Pokémon are cool, but they're not nearly as entertaining as these funny inappropriate pumpkins. Looking for an edgy decoration this Halloween? Scrap those bland triangle eyes and toothy smile designs for something a bit more adult.

Some of these pumpkins take advantage of the gourd's, ahem, rounded shape. Others feature artwork that's outright scandalous – what are those unicorns doing? Even the most prim and proper will find something to laugh at here.

From pumpkins eating babies to gourds that overindulged, it's clear adult pumpkin carving has become an outlet for the creative types out there. Check out these dirty Halloween pumpkins, and then get carving.

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    268 VOTES

    The Great Horny Pumpkin

    The Great Horny Pumpkin
    Photo: Morgan Rumson / Pinterest
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    227 VOTES

    Someone Overdid It

    Someone Overdid It
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
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    131 VOTES

    Yup, That's A Cat

    Yup, That's A Cat
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
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    191 VOTES

    Angry Trumpkin Pumpkin

    Angry Trumpkin Pumpkin
    Photo: expox1970 / Instagram