Unspeakable Crimes People Who Couldn't Have Known They'd Be Wearing The Perfect Shirt For Their Mugshot  

Jessika Miller
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List Rules Vote up the most ridiculously ironic mug shots.

It's doubtful that anyone has ever considered what exactly they should wear for their mugshot in the off-chance they were arrested. If they had, then the majority of the ironic photos that we've assembled today would not exist in such fortuitous abundance.

Second-rate criminals, especially, don't usually know when they'll be standing in front of that police camera as someone in blue snaps away at their somber countenances. Perhaps they would put more thought into their pre-photo op hairstyle or choose a more appealing color palette for their foray into the spotlight if they knew just how poorly their attempts at organized crime would go. Their mugshot mishaps and silent lamentations, however, have given the rest of us a source of ceaseless amusement as we appreciate the irony in their respective choices for captioned t-shirts.

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Every Great Idea I Have Gets Me In Trouble


Every Great Idea I Have Gets M... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list People Who Couldn't Have Known They'd Be Wearing The Perfect Shirt For Their Mugshot
Photo: Police Mugshot

What great idea do you think he had on this day?

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I Did It But I'm Blaming You


I Did It But I'm Blaming You is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list People Who Couldn't Have Known They'd Be Wearing The Perfect Shirt For Their Mugshot
Photo: Police Mugshot

At least her honesty is refreshing.

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He Failed His Sobriety Test


He Failed His Sobriety Test is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list People Who Couldn't Have Known They'd Be Wearing The Perfect Shirt For Their Mugshot
Photo: Connecticut State Police Mugshot

Police witnessed this man drive on a sidewalk; he was then arrested for a DUI. His shirt and expression suggest he knew better from the start.

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The Bail Bonds Tee


The Bail Bonds Tee is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list People Who Couldn't Have Known They'd Be Wearing The Perfect Shirt For Their Mugshot
Photo: Police Mughsot

Good marketing plan from the bail bondsman.

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