'Jack and Jill' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2011 Adam Sandler comedy. In the film, Sandler plays ad executive Jack Sadelstein. When Jack's wacky twin sister, Jill (also Sandler), comes to visit for the holidays, she wreaks havoc on Jack's normally tranquil, quiet life. I've included some of the funniest 'Jack and Jill' quotes on this list, though I'm sure I've missed a few. If you can't find what you think are the best quotes from the movie, add them! Also, be sure to vote for the quotes you think are the best (or the worst - you can easily vote them down as well).
'Jack and Jill' is directed by Dennis Dugan ('Parenthood,' 'Just Go With It') and the movie also stars Katie Holmes and Al Pacino (as himself). Several other big name celebrities appear in the film as themselves, including Shaquille O'Neal, Drew Carey and Regis Philbin. Despite some pretty hilariously negative movie reviews, 'Jack and Jill' still managed to become a hit at the box office. Since it was released on November 11, 2011, 'Jack and Jill' has taken in nearly $71 million at U.S. theaters. It seems that Adam Sandler movie fans are not deterred, even by scathing reviews!
So what are the best Jack and Jill movies? This list will answer that question.If you like these 'Jack and Jill' movie quotes, you might enjoy these other lists of funny movie quotes, including 'The Muppets,' 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Happy Feet Two,' 'A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas,' 'Tower Heist,' 'The Rum Diary,' 'Puss in Boots,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star' and '50/50.'
Busted and DisgustedPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
Jack's son, Gary (Rohan Chand) has some of the funniest one-liners in 'Jack and Jill.'
Gary: "Busted, disgusted - never to be trusted!"4220Should this be higher or lower?
He's Homeless, Right?Video: YouTube
Jill is nothing if not subtle. Poor Otto.
Jack: "Jill this is Otto."
Otto: "Nice to meet you."
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?"
Jack: "Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you."3416Should this be higher or lower?
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In addition to being one of the most annoying house guests in history, Jill is apparently also grossly inept when it comes to the basics of technology. Do NOT let her near your computer, Jack. You'll regret it.
Jill: "What is this Internet thing? You KNOW I don't understand those things - I don't even OWN a calculator!"2512Should this be higher or lower?
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Yes Jack, Jill is digging in and settling down for the long haul. You know you're in deep trouble when your horrible house guest forwards mail to your home...
Jack (yelling, loudly): "She's forwarding her mail to us now!"207Should this be higher or lower?