Just about everyone has a favorite big screen slasher. Although he's silent in the Friday The 13th franchise, Jason Voorhees has quite a bit to say on his Twitter account. Jason has been a slasher king since 1980 and these tweets will remind you of all his amazing qualities he shares with the world.
He's A Giver
Only 2 more days until #FridayThe13th— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) March 11, 2020
On the bright side, anyone hanging out at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday won't have to worry about the Corona virus any more.
Or student loans.
Or awkward silences.
Or breathing.Jason's the best?
He Loves A Good SelfieJason's the best?
He Stays Well StockedJason's the best?
He's Got Some Important Tips
So, if you're thinking of dressing up as me for Halloween, here's a few tips to keep it authentic:— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) September 30, 2019
1. Stop bathing, now. Seriously, I am unbelievably rank. If I didn't kill idiots so fast, my funk would be fatal.
2. Don't wear flips flops.
That's about it. #stalkwardJason's the best?