Celebrate Friday The 13th Every Day With These Tweets From Jason Voorhees
Just about everyone has a favorite big screen slasher. Although he's silent in the Friday The 13th franchise, Jason Voorhees has quite a bit to say on his Twitter account. Jason has been a slasher king since 1980 and these tweets will remind you of all his amazing qualities he shares with the world.
- 120 VOTES
He Loves Celebrating Halloween
DUDE - Hey Jason! Guess what I'm gonna be for Halloween??— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) October 1, 2018
ME - Umm... Decapitated.
- 216 VOTES
He's A Giver
Only 2 more days until #FridayThe13th— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) March 11, 2020
On the bright side, anyone hanging out at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday won't have to worry about the Corona virus any more.
Or student loans.
Or awkward silences.
- 315 VOTES
He Stays Well Stocked
Man, I’m using all my tricks today. #FridayThe13th #stalkblocker #bestdayever #killer pic.twitter.com/3rHoGLazdR— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) March 14, 2020
- 412 VOTES
He Loves To Exercise
I missed my Stalkerobics class this morning.— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) September 24, 2018
Ladies... who wants to be chased around a lake tonight?#jasonbait#stalkward#creepingitreal
- 512 VOTES
He's Got A Great Sense Of Humor
#AdmitMoviesYouveNeverSeen— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) February 21, 2019
I've never seen any of the movies they made about me. No cable in the cabin. But I'm assuming I'm portrayed, most likely by Hugh Jackman, as a handsome dashing ladies man rightfully and violently avenging my sweet loving mother's murder. Am I right?
- 611 VOTES
He Loves Kids
ALL KIDS ARE WELCOME TO TRICK OR TREAT AT MY CABIN TOMORROW NIGHT!— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) October 30, 2018
I set up Mom on the porch with a little lever that you pull, and CANDY falls out of her mouth. It's adorbs. But I wouldn't recommend eating the wiggly pink ones.
(And they're mostly wiggly pink ones.)