Celebrate Friday The 13th Every Day With These Tweets From Jason Voorhees
Just about everyone has a favorite big screen slasher. Although he's silent in the Friday The 13th franchise, Jason Voorhees has quite a bit to say on his Twitter account. Jason has been a slasher king since 1980 and these tweets will remind you of all his amazing qualities he shares with the world.
- 120 VOTES
He Loves Celebrating Halloween
DUDE - Hey Jason! Guess what I'm gonna be for Halloween??
— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) October 1, 2018
ME - Umm... Decapitated.
THWACK!!#stalkward - 216 VOTES
He's A Giver
Only 2 more days until #FridayThe13th
— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) March 11, 2020
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On the bright side, anyone hanging out at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday won't have to worry about the Corona virus any more.
Or student loans.
Or awkward silences.
Or breathing. - 315 VOTES
He Stays Well Stocked
Man, I’m using all my tricks today. #FridayThe13th #stalkblocker #bestdayever #killer pic.twitter.com/3rHoGLazdR
— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) March 14, 2020 - 412 VOTES
He Loves To Exercise
I missed my Stalkerobics class this morning.
— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) September 24, 2018
Ladies... who wants to be chased around a lake tonight?#jasonbait#stalkward#creepingitreal - 512 VOTES
He's Got A Great Sense Of Humor
#AdmitMoviesYouveNeverSeen
— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) February 21, 2019
I've never seen any of the movies they made about me. No cable in the cabin. But I'm assuming I'm portrayed, most likely by Hugh Jackman, as a handsome dashing ladies man rightfully and violently avenging my sweet loving mother's murder. Am I right? - 611 VOTES
He Loves Kids
ALL KIDS ARE WELCOME TO TRICK OR TREAT AT MY CABIN TOMORROW NIGHT!
— Jason L. Voorhees (@JasonLVoorhees) October 30, 2018
I set up Mom on the porch with a little lever that you pull, and CANDY falls out of her mouth. It's adorbs. But I wouldn't recommend eating the wiggly pink ones.
(And they're mostly wiggly pink ones.)