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If you're familiar with Jim Gaffigan, then you've definitely heard him glowingly speak of his hilarious wife, Jeannie. The two comedians joined forces to write a TV series, the aptly titled The Jim Gaffigan Show, which is a fictionalized version of their real lives. In particular, it focuses on how the two raise a family with five children in a two-bedroom New York City apartment. What's amazing about the show is that not only is it incredibly funny - come on, with that dream writing team, you knew it was going to be - but it also feels exceptionally real.
Part of the reason why the show feels so authentic is because Jeannie has lived it herself. In addition to having five kids, Jeannie also grew up with eight brothers and sisters. Needless to say, she knows a thing or two about being part of a sizable family. And she knows that there are certain things only people from big families can understand. Here, Jeannie Gaffigan tells the real story of what goes down in large households.
You were called seven different names before your parents landed on the right one. You got grounded for things your siblings did even if you were sleeping at the time of the incident. You were known in the community as “Which One Are You?” However, you developed a resilience that would have been impossible otherwise. You learned how to run a washing machine before you could read. You babysat three younger siblings by the time you were nine years old. You developed an uncanny ability to disregard loud, irritating noises that drive other people crazy.
You never had a pair of matching socks. They may have both been white, but they were different shades of white. Or different shapes of white. Or white with different stripes at the top. If you lost a pair of jeans, you could probably find them in the halls of your school… on your sibling. If you were the last one out the door in the winter you had to wear the goofy hat and the mismatched mittens. On the other hand, you were always happy and excited for one of your siblings to get a new item of clothing. Mostly because you knew it would soon be yours.
It may not have been pretty, but it was the most fun. Your house was always a disaster but everyone in the neighborhood sent their kids to play there. While they cleaned their own house. More things disappeared in there than the Bermuda Triangle. Your house had a pillow shortage. You’d wait for a sibling to fall asleep just so you could take their pillow. You had the largest and ugliest car in the neighborhood and someone had to sit on “the hump” when you went anywhere.
Your garage had everything in it except the car. Your yard looked like the set of Sanford and Son. Instead of a jungle gym, you had a big tree and everyone was in it. You may have had the least grass in your yard but you had the best mud hole.
Getting in the bathroom before your sisters was the only way to get in the bathroom. There was no such thing as a shower that was hot from start to finish. Your shampoo and conditioner were in huge bottles you could barely lift. You never saw a cap on your tube of toothpaste. The first time you had your own hairbrush is when you moved away for college. Using toilet paper always started with changing the roll. It was a normal and daily occurrence to hear someone yell from the bathroom, “Bring me a towel!”