TMI Facts About Joe Jonas's Sex Life
Middle child syndrome hasn't held Joe Jonas back from relaunching the next phase of his career. The former Jonas Brother has officially abandoned his good boy, purity ring-wearing image for a more edgy and carefree persona. After starting his new band DNCE, the ex-Jo Bro can finally sing about the things he's always wanted to, including sex. Joe Jonas's sex life has always been a major talking point throughout his life, especially considering the holier-than-thou Disney brand which bred him. Now that the pop star has escaped the mold, he has unleashed plenty of soundbites and in-depth details about the NSFW aspects of his dating and personal life.
In an extremely revealing op-ed for Vulture, Jonas delved into the questions of sex and love that have followed his career. Feeling stunted by Disney's grip on his personal image, Jonas was relieved to be able to express a more healthy persona, one that doesn't dance around his sex life. While his older brother is married and settled down, and while his younger brother has fostered an overtly sexual rebranding of himself, Joe Jonas has found a middle ground. While he may not be comfortable baring it all, he has offered some insight into his bedroom and life with ex-girlfriends. We've rounded up the 13 most interesting TMI facts about Joe Jonas's sex life.He Thinks His Peen Is Probably Bigger Than His Brothers'
In a candid and rather revealing Q&A with fans on October 11, 2016, Joe Jonas was asked whether his schlong-dong-doodle is mightier than those of his Jonas brothers. While Joe claims not to know for sure, he replied, "I like to think so. Although, it's not often that I'm in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn't really tell you. But, I'd like the Internet to believe that I'm still killin' it.”
D Train on fleek, Joe.
He Goes To Gay Bars With His Brother
Apparently Joe Jonas has a tendency to "accidentally" wander into gay bars. The singer shared some experiences he had at European gay bars we went to with his brother, describing the night as "fun." According to Jonas, he enjoys frequenting gay bars with his brother and friends. "I just think we live in a world where obviously it's not a big deal. It's fine. And you can have fun wherever you go and make the best of it." Jonas didn't realize he was at a gay bar until he started "getting hit on by more men than you would usually get hit on by."He Lost His Virginity At Age 20
In an revealing interview with Vulture, Jonas opened up entirely about his experiences with sex and drugs growing up. Jonas admitted to smoking pot with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, as well as to losing his virginity at age 20. "I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I'm glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, 'That girl was batsh*t crazy. I'm glad I didn't go there,'" he confessed. The former Jo Bro has come a long way since his boy band days, and it all came to a head with this lengthy interview.He Used to Wear a Purity Ring
Jonas shed his purity ring a long time ago, but for a while it was his devotion to God which made him such a shining example of Disney's wholesome programming. The singer admitted to stepping back from his religious roots following some issues he developed with the church. With their purity rings as the Jonas Brothers's defining beacon of purity, Joe confessed the focus on their chastity made things tough growing up in the limelight. He shared: "Back then, we explained that we had made these promises to ourselves when we were younger. A few months later, it comes out that we're in some cult and that we're these little staged Mickey Mouse kids. People were coming up to us, saying, 'Thank you so much! I'm waiting because you guys are, too!' And we just though, 'NO! That's not what we're about!'"He Broke Up With Taylor Swift in 27 Seconds
Jonas was a pretty douchey boyfriend to Taylor Swift (at least according to that song). Swifties were forced to turn against their favorite Jo Bro after Swift penned a break up song about the two. Things got even more awkward when Swift revealed that Jonas broke up with her over a 27-second phone call after not talking to her for two weeks. Taken aback, Swift turned to pen and paper and busted out her power ballad and quintessential Swift-banger, "Forever & Always." Maybe we should be grateful Jonas broke her heart after all?And Then He Hooked Up With Her Best Friend
Although Jonas assures that him and Swift are "cool" now, there's no doubt it must have been awkward at first once he started shacking up with her model bestie Gigi Hadid. Swift, Jonas, and Hadid have all posted numerous Instagrams of them together on vacation, so we can only assume everything is, indeed, "cool." Although Jonas and Hadid only dated for a brief five months, many are speculating that Jonas's own attempt at a revenge song may be in the works. In February 2016, Jonas tweeted about a song he was writing "that's gonna piss someone off."