With "Game of Thrones" George R.R. Martin crafted a universe full of (tons and tons and tons) complicated and complex characters. Many of the main characters have strong, individualized voices and even out of context, almost any quote can be quickly placed to its speaker. In a world of dozens of characters that is no small feat. Joffrey Baratheon's best quotes are perhaps the most easily identifiable for they are, like he is, actually the worst.
Joffrey Baratheon, is the sniveling, vile, inbred son of twins Cersei and Jaime Lannister. He is as cruel as he is pathetic, inheriting the throne from his supposed father King Robert Baratheon and using every ounce of power he has to ruin lives for his own amusement. His dialogue displays that very clearly, with most of Joffrey's best quotes being absolutely terrible things to say.Vote up the best Joffrey Baratheon quotes from "Game of Thrones" below, or, more likely, vote down the worst Joffrey quotes and check Ranker of Thrones for quotes for other, more pleasant, GoT characters.
"My mother wishes me to let Lord Eddard join the Night's Watch. Stripped of all titles and powers, he would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my Lady Sansa has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women. So long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished. Sir Ilyn, bring me his head!"
A Red Smile
"They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a Red smile, from ear to ear"
"I'm asking if he f**ked other women when he grew tired of you. How many bastards does he have..."