Being an A-List star like Johnny Depp has its perks. Beyond the obvious stuff like having enough money to buy your own private island, and being able to escape from the Australian penal system relatively unscathed, you never age and you never suffer from hair loss! Sort of. Unless our theory about celebrities being a part of an ageless coven of acting witches is correct, you can bet that with the cash that comes with a hundred million dollar film opening you can buy some pretty great plastic surgery. Or in Johnny Depp’s case, you can buy the best hairpieces known to man. We know, it’s basically heresy to say that your boyfriend, Johnny Depp, is losing his hair as he grows older and might be vain enough to purchase wigs and weaves of various lengths, but it’s true! We think. To back up our hypothesis of Depp’s balding, we’ve put together a list of the many terrible wigs of Johnny Depp. Maybe after you read it you’ll see the light.
Some of the absolutely horrendous wigs on this list are from his films where, admittedly, he has very little control over what he wears. (In fact he probably has little control ever - Johnny Depp fashion is a serious business with many parties involved, to be sure) But the disconcerting thing is that he tried to pass off a lot of these hairpieces as his actual hair. How dumb do you think we are Johnny Depp? We can spot a Johnny Depp hair piece (or Affleck or Travolta one, for that matter) from a mile away.Prepare to be assaulted with the absolutely proof of Johnny Depp’s hair loss with this list of the absolutely terrible wigs he’s worn throughout his career. When you’re done cursing the heavens, vote up the most obviously horrible Johnny Depp wig below. And if you want to hash it out about Johnny Depp’s hair and overall style in the comments we suggest you bring your A game.
- The page boy is not a good look (to say the least!), so it's weird that Johnny Depp, one of the main characters in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (we think!?) opts for this style. Let's just chalk it up to a sick joke played by Tim Burton.15556Is this terrible?
The Art of the WigFor a 2016 Donald Trump "biopic" called The Art of the Deal, Depp channeled the Donald on Funny or Die... and with this territory obviously comes a bad hair piece.11647Is this terrible?
Is the Bird a Part of the Hairpiece?Yes, it's subtle, but if you look closely, in The Lone Ranger Johnny Depp is actually wearing a very elaborate Native American-inspired hairpiece. Shocking, right?!14976Is this terrible?
Edward WighandsWe know you love the silent, baby faced Johnny Depp in his first outing with Tim Burton in Edward Scissorhands, but we hate to break it to you, most of that hair isn't even his.16293Is this terrible?