Dirty Jokes For Grownups That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time

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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny grownup jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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    What do a p*nis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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    What do t*ts and toys have in common?

    They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
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    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

    Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary bl*wjob. 

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    How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

    Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty.