List Rules Up vote any funny joke that is appropriate for a child audience
One of the best things that you can do for a child is to help them develop their sense of humor. Studies show that kids who grow up without a joke book in the house end up as prisoners in a maximum security prison, and possibly even as US Senators. And that’s the last thing you want. Kids with a sense of humor grow up to have more friends, and are able to fit in easier at school, so why aren’t you telling them some jokes? Here's a list I put together my favorite one liners, puns, goofy riddles, and silly jokes.
Kids come in all shapes, and sizes. They’re precocious, smart, tough, and funny. One of the best ways to usher them through their formative years is to help them construct their sense of humor, and one of the best ways to do that is by telling them jokes. The jokes on this list are not only great for kids, they’re perfect for the whole family. Why not sit your family down and pass these jokes around the fireplace? I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend your evening. Ignore everything your mother told you about acting your age and enjoy these hilarious jokes for kids.
Vote on your favorite joke that’s great for kids.
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What Do You Call Security Guards Working Outside Of A Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy
Why Did The Picture Go To Jail? It was framed.
What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What Season Is It When You're On A Trampoline? Spring time!
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
What Do You Call A Belt With A Watch On It? A waist of time
Why Did The Man Put His Money In The Freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What Sound Do Porcupines Make When They Kiss? Ouch!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant? Swimming trunks
What Did The Pencil Say To The Other Pencil? You're looking sharp.