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The Funniest Jokes For Kids 

Jack Napier
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List Rules Up vote any funny joke that is appropriate for a child audience

One of the best things that you can do for a child is to help them develop their sense of humor. Studies show that kids who grow up without a joke book in the house end up as prisoners in a maximum security prison, and possibly even as US Senators. And that’s the last thing you want. Kids with a sense of humor grow up to have more friends, and are able to fit in easier at school, so why aren’t you telling them some jokes? Here's a list I put together my favorite one liners, puns, goofy riddles, and silly jokes.

Kids come in all shapes, and sizes. They’re precocious, smart, tough, and funny. One of the best ways to usher them through their formative years is to help them construct their sense of humor, and one of the best ways to do that is by telling them jokes. The jokes on this list are not only great for kids, they’re perfect for the whole family. Why not sit your family down and pass these jokes around the fireplace? I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend your evening. Ignore everything your mother told you about acting your age and enjoy these hilarious jokes for kids.

Vote on your favorite joke that’s great for kids.
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What Do You Call Securit... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call Security Guards Working Outside Of A Samsung Store?
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What Do You Call A Belt ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Belt With A Watch On It?
A waist of time 
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What Do You Call A Fake ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?
An impasta
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Why Did The Picture Go T... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Did The Picture Go To Jail?
It was framed.
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Why Are Frogs So Happy? ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Are Frogs So Happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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What Do You Call A Sleep... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer.
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What Did The Pencil Say ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Did The Pencil Say To The Other Pencil?
You're looking sharp.
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Did You Hear About The R... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! 
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What Do Prisoners Use To... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do Prisoners Use To Call Each Other?
Cell phones
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What Season Is It When Y... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Season Is It When You're On A Trampoline?
Spring time!
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What Happens If you Eat ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine! 
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Why Did The Man Put His ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Did The Man Put His Money In The Freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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What Do You Get When You... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant?
Swimming trunks
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What Stays In The Corner... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Stays In The Corner And Travels All Over The World?
A stamp.
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What Sound Do Porcupines... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Sound Do Porcupines Make When They Kiss?
Ouch!
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What's It Called When A ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What's It Called When A Cat Wins A Dog Show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! 
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What Do You Get From A P... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk
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Why Did The Banana Go To... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Who Earns A Living Drivi... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Who Earns A Living Driving Their Customers Away?
Taxi drivers.
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Why Are Pirates Called P... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?
Because they aaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
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Why Is England The Wette... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Is England The Wettest Country
Because the Queen has reigned there for years!
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Where Do Bees Go To The ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Where Do Bees Go To The Bathroom?
The BP Station.
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What's The Most Hardwork... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What's The Most Hardworking Part Of The Eye
The pupil
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What Do You Call A Baby ... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Baby Monkey?
A chimp off the old block.