Jokes The Funniest Jokes For Kids  

Jack Napier
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One of the best things that you can do for a child is to help them develop their sense of humor. Studies show that kids who grow up without a joke book in the house end up as prisoners in a maximum security prison, and possibly even as US Senators. And that’s the last thing you want. Kids with a sense of humor grow up to have more friends, and are able to fit in easier at school, so why aren’t you telling them some jokes? Here's a list I put together my favorite one liners, puns, goofy riddles, and silly jokes.

Kids come in all shapes, and sizes. They’re precocious, smart, tough, and funny. One of the best ways to usher them through their formative years is to help them construct their sense of humor, and one of the best ways to do that is by telling them jokes. The jokes on this list are not only great for kids, they’re perfect for the whole family. Why not sit your family down and pass these jokes around the fireplace? I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend your evening. Ignore everything your mother told you about acting your age and enjoy these hilarious jokes for kids.

Vote on your favorite joke that’s great for kids.
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What Do You Call Security Guar... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call Security Guards Working Outside Of A Samsung Store?
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What Do You Call A Belt With A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Belt With A Watch On It?
A waist of time 
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Bu... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer.
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Why Are Frogs So Happy? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Are Frogs So Happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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What Do Prisoners Use To Call ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do Prisoners Use To Call Each Other?
Cell phones
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Why Did The Picture Go To Jail... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Did The Picture Go To Jail?
It was framed.
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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?
An impasta
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What Did The Pencil Say To The... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Did The Pencil Say To The Other Pencil?
You're looking sharp.
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Did You Hear About The Race Be... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! 
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What Season Is It When You're ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Season Is It When You're On A Trampoline?
Spring time!
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Who Earns A Living Driving The... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Who Earns A Living Driving Their Customers Away?
Taxi drivers.
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What Do You Get From A Pampere... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk
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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant?
Swimming trunks
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Why Did The Man Put His Money ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Did The Man Put His Money In The Freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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Why Did The Banana Go To The D... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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What Happens If you Eat Yeast ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine! 
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What Sound Do Porcupines Make ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Sound Do Porcupines Make When They Kiss?
Ouch!
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What Stays In The Corner And T... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Stays In The Corner And Travels All Over The World?
A stamp.
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What's It Called When A Cat Wi... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What's It Called When A Cat Wins A Dog Show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! 
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Why Are Pirates Called Pirates... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?
Because they aaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
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Why Is England The Wettest Cou... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Why Is England The Wettest Country
Because the Queen has reigned there for years!
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Where Do Bees Go To The Bathro... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
Where Do Bees Go To The Bathroom?
The BP Station.
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What's The Most Hardworking Pa... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What's The Most Hardworking Part Of The Eye
The pupil
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What Do You Call A Baby Monkey... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Jokes For Kids
What Do You Call A Baby Monkey?
A chimp off the old block.