The Funniest Jokes For Kids

List Rules
Up vote any funny joke that is appropriate for a child audience

One of the best things that you can do for a child is to help them develop their sense of humor. Studies show that kids who grow up without a joke book in the house end up as prisoners in a maximum security prison, and possibly even as US Senators. And that’s the last thing you want. Kids with a sense of humor grow up to have more friends, and are able to fit in easier at school, so why aren’t you telling them some jokes? Here's a list I put together my favorite one liners, puns, goofy riddles, and silly jokes.

Kids come in all shapes, and sizes. They’re precocious, smart, tough, and funny. One of the best ways to usher them through their formative years is to help them construct their sense of humor, and one of the best ways to do that is by telling them jokes. The jokes on this list are not only great for kids, they’re perfect for the whole family. Why not sit your family down and pass these jokes around the fireplace? I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend your evening. Ignore everything your mother told you about acting your age and enjoy these hilarious jokes for kids.

Vote on your favorite joke that’s great for kids.
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  • What Do You Call A Belt With A Watch On It?
    1

    What Do You Call A Belt With A Watch On It?

    A waist of time 
  • Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato?
    2

    Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato?

    The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! 
  • Why Are Frogs So Happy?
    3

    Why Are Frogs So Happy?

    They eat whatever bugs them.
  • What Did The Pencil Say To The Other Pencil?
    4

    What Did The Pencil Say To The Other Pencil?

    You're looking sharp.
  • What Season Is It When You're On A Trampoline?
    5

    What Season Is It When You're On A Trampoline?

    Spring time!
  • What Do You Call Security Guards Working Outside Of A Samsung Store?
    6

    What Do You Call Security Guards Working Outside Of A Samsung Store?

  • Why Did The Picture Go To Jail?
    7

    Why Did The Picture Go To Jail?

    It was framed.
  • What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?
    8

    What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?

    An impasta
  • What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?
    9

    What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?

    A bulldozer.
  • What Do Prisoners Use To Call Each Other?
    10

    What Do Prisoners Use To Call Each Other?

    Cell phones
  • Why Did The Man Put His Money In The Freezer?
    11

    Why Did The Man Put His Money In The Freezer?

    He wanted cold hard cash!
  • What Sound Do Porcupines Make When They Kiss?
    12

    What Sound Do Porcupines Make When They Kiss?

    Ouch!
  • What Stays In The Corner And Travels All Over The World?
    13

    What Stays In The Corner And Travels All Over The World?

    A stamp.
  • What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish?
    14

    What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish?

    Every morning you'll rise and shine! 
  • Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor?
    15

    Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor?

    It wasn't peeling well.
  • What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant?
    16

    What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant?

    Swimming trunks
  • Who Earns A Living Driving Their Customers Away?
    17

    Who Earns A Living Driving Their Customers Away?

    Taxi drivers.
  • What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
    18

    What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?

    Spoiled milk
  • What's It Called When A Cat Wins A Dog Show?
    19

    What's It Called When A Cat Wins A Dog Show?

    A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! 
  • Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?
    20

    Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?

    Because they aaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
  • Why Is England The Wettest Country
    21

    Why Is England The Wettest Country

    Because the Queen has reigned there for years!
  • Where Do Bees Go To The Bathroom?
    22

    Where Do Bees Go To The Bathroom?

    The BP Station.
  • What's The Most Hardworking Part Of The Eye
    23

    What's The Most Hardworking Part Of The Eye

    The pupil
  • What Do You Call A Baby Monkey?
    24

    What Do You Call A Baby Monkey?

    A chimp off the old block.