List Rules Up vote any funny joke that is appropriate for a child audience
One of the best things that you can do for a child is to help them develop their sense of humor. Studies show that kids who grow up without a joke book in the house end up as prisoners in a maximum security prison, and possibly even as US Senators. And that’s the last thing you want. Kids with a sense of humor grow up to have more friends, and are able to fit in easier at school, so why aren’t you telling them some jokes? Here's a list I put together my favorite one liners, puns, goofy riddles, and silly jokes.
Kids come in all shapes, and sizes. They’re precocious, smart, tough, and funny. One of the best ways to usher them through their formative years is to help them construct their sense of humor, and one of the best ways to do that is by telling them jokes. The jokes on this list are not only great for kids, they’re perfect for the whole family. Why not sit your family down and pass these jokes around the fireplace? I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend your evening. Ignore everything your mother told you about acting your age and enjoy these hilarious jokes for kids.
Vote on your favorite joke that’s great for kids.
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What Do You Call Security Guards Working Outside Of A Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy
What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A bulldozer.
What Do You Call A Belt With A Watch On It? A waist of time
What Do Prisoners Use To Call Each Other? Cell phones
Who Earns A Living Driving Their Customers Away? Taxi drivers.
What Did The Pencil Say To The Other Pencil? You're looking sharp.
What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? An impasta
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Why Did The Picture Go To Jail? It was framed.
What Season Is It When You're On A Trampoline? Spring time!
What Stays In The Corner And Travels All Over The World? A stamp.
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk
Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why Are Frogs So Happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Why Did The Man Put His Money In The Freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What's It Called When A Cat Wins A Dog Show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What Sound Do Porcupines Make When They Kiss? Ouch!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant? Swimming trunks
Where Do Bees Go To The Bathroom? The BP Station.
Why Is England The Wettest Country Because the Queen has reigned there for years!
What's The Most Hardworking Part Of The Eye The pupil
Why Are Pirates Called Pirates? Because they aaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
What Do You Call A Baby Monkey? A chimp off the old block.