Being a teenager is, like, so totally the worst. Right? You’ve got parents breathing down your neck, teachers throwing homework at you all day, and the horrific tyranny of dating. If there was any group of people that needed to have jokes made just for them, it’s teens.
Stop texting your friends for five minutes and check out this list of jokes for teenagers.
This list of the best jokes for teens covers everything from the SATs to what happens when ghost teens go to prom, and mean teachers. It really is an all-encompassing set of clean jokes for teenagers. The puns and one liners on this list are squeaky clean, so don’t worry about whether or not you can recite them to your PG pals. This list of the funniest teen jokes will keep you out of detention. Maybe.
Vote on the best jokes for teenagers on this list, and when you are finished, head on over and vote on the best jokes for parents!
1 3,924 3,107 What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common? Their pants are 50% off.
2 4,852 3,864 What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For? Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
3 2,042 1,623 Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager? So someone in the house is happy to see you.
4 1,589 1,281 How Do You Know You Have A Teenager? When you look at your phone bill?
5 1,123 906 What Did The Student Say When His Teacher Asked Him To Use Geometry In A Sentence? "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
6 1,580 1,326 How Many Teens Does It Take To Change The Toilet Roll We don't know, it never happens.
7 1,336 1,113 Where Would You Learn How To Make Ice Cream? Sundae School.
8 978 892 Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate It When It Rains? Because the kids have to play inside.
9 1,111 1,023 Why Don't Ghosts Like To Go To Prom? Because they have no body to dance with.
10 656 749 Where Does The President Keep His Armies? In his sleevies.
11 764 957 What's Brown And Sticky? A stick.
12 462 643 What Do Teenagers Use As Birth Control?