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The Best Jokes for Teens

Updated June 14, 2019 69.5k votes 33.6k voters 440.8k views20 items

List RulesVote up any funny joke for an audience of teenagers

Being a teenager is, like, so totally the worst. Right? You’ve got parents breathing down your neck, teachers throwing homework at you all day, and the horrific tyranny of dating. If there was any group of people that needed to have jokes made just for them, it’s teens.

Stop texting your friends for five minutes and check out this list of jokes for teenagers.

This list of the best jokes for teens covers everything from the SATs to what happens when ghost teens go to prom, and mean teachers. It really is an all-encompassing set of clean jokes for teenagers. The puns and one liners on this list are squeaky clean, so don’t worry about whether or not you can recite them to your PG pals. This list of the funniest teen jokes will keep you out of detention. Maybe.

Vote on the best jokes for teenagers on this list, and when you are finished, head on over and vote on the best jokes for parents!

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  • 1
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    4,636

    What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common?

    Their pants are 50% off.
  • 2
    3,478
    2,486

    Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager?

    So someone in the house is happy to see you. 
  • 3
    7,601
    5,570

    What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For?

    Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life 
  • 4
    2,637
    2,075

    How Do You Know You Have A Teenager?

    When you look at your phone bill?
  • 5
    2,457
    2,033

    How Many Teens Does It Take To Change The Toilet Roll

    We don't know, it never happens. 
  • 6
    1,612
    1,337

    Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate It When It Rains?

    Because the kids have to play inside.
  • 7
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    2,011

    Where Would You Learn How To Make Ice Cream?

    Sundae School.
  • 8
    1,790
    1,507

    What Did The Student Say When His Teacher Asked Him To Use Geometry In A Sentence?

    "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
  • 9
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    1,512

    Why Don't Ghosts Like To Go To Prom?

    Because they have no body to dance with.
  • 10
    1,188
    1,578

    What's Brown And Sticky?

    A stick.
  • 11
    950
    1,285

    Where Does The President Keep His Armies?

    In his sleevies.
  • 12
    846
    1,223

    What Do Teenagers Use As Birth Control?

    Their Personalities. 

  • 13
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    808

    What Do You Get When You Cross LSD With Birth Control?

    A trip without the kids!
  • 14
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    799

    Did You Hear There Is No Longer An Essay Requirement On The SAT?

    Now it's just going to be called the T.
  • 15
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    669

    Why Is It Hard To Explain Puns To Kleptomaniacs?

    Because they take things literally.
  • 16
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    825

    What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, & Silver?

    SWAG
  • 17
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    683

    What's The Highest Form Of Flattery?

    A plateau.
  • 18
    270
    649

    Did You Hear The Song Sting Wrote About His Teenage Daughter?

    Every little thing she does is sarcastic. 
  • 19
    357
    854

    Did You Hear About The Fat Emo Kid?

    When the world gets him down he eats it. 
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    820

    How Many Teenagers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.