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The Best Jokes for Teens 

Jack Napier
Updated June 14, 2019 65k votes 32.6k voters 418.5k views 20 items

List Rules Vote up any funny joke for an audience of teenagers

Being a teenager is, like, so totally the worst. Right? You’ve got parents breathing down your neck, teachers throwing homework at you all day, and the horrific tyranny of dating. If there was any group of people that needed to have jokes made just for them, it’s teens.

Stop texting your friends for five minutes and check out this list of jokes for teenagers.

This list of the best jokes for teens covers everything from the SATs to what happens when ghost teens go to prom, and mean teachers. It really is an all-encompassing set of clean jokes for teenagers. The puns and one liners on this list are squeaky clean, so don’t worry about whether or not you can recite them to your PG pals. This list of the funniest teen jokes will keep you out of detention. Maybe.

Vote on the best jokes for teenagers on this list, and when you are finished, head on over and vote on the best jokes for parents!

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What Do JC Penny & T... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common?
Their pants are 50% off.
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What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For?
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life 
3
Why Should You Have A Do... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager?
So someone in the house is happy to see you. 
4
How Do You Know You Have... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
How Do You Know You Have A Teenager?
When you look at your phone bill?
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How Many Teens Does It T... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
How Many Teens Does It Take To Change The Toilet Roll
We don't know, it never happens. 
6
Where Would You Learn Ho... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Where Would You Learn How To Make Ice Cream?
Sundae School.
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What Did The Student Say... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Did The Student Say When His Teacher Asked Him To Use Geometry In A Sentence?
"A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
8
Why Do Mother Kangaroos ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate It When It Rains?
Because the kids have to play inside.
9
Why Don't Ghosts Like To... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Don't Ghosts Like To Go To Prom?
Because they have no body to dance with.
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What's Brown And Sticky?... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What's Brown And Sticky?
A stick.
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Where Does The President... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Where Does The President Keep His Armies?
In his sleevies.
12
What Do Teenagers Use As... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do Teenagers Use As Birth Control?

Their Personalities. 

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What Do You Get When You... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do You Get When You Cross LSD With Birth Control?
A trip without the kids!
14
Did You Hear There Is No... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Did You Hear There Is No Longer An Essay Requirement On The SAT?
Now it's just going to be called the T.
15
Why Is It Hard To Explai... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Is It Hard To Explain Puns To Kleptomaniacs?
Because they take things literally.
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What Do You Get When You... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, & Silver?
SWAG
17
What's The Highest Form ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What's The Highest Form Of Flattery?
A plateau.
18
Did You Hear The Song St... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Did You Hear The Song Sting Wrote About His Teenage Daughter?
Every little thing she does is sarcastic. 
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How Many Teenagers Does ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
How Many Teenagers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Did You Hear About The F... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Did You Hear About The Fat Emo Kid?
When the world gets him down he eats it.