The Best Jokes for Teens

List Rules
Vote up any funny joke for an audience of teenagers

Being a teenager is, like, so totally the worst. Right? You’ve got parents breathing down your neck, teachers throwing homework at you all day, and the horrific tyranny of dating. If there was any group of people that needed to have jokes made just for them, it’s teens.

Stop texting your friends for five minutes and check out this list of jokes for teenagers.

This list of the best jokes for teens covers everything from the SATs to what happens when ghost teens go to prom, and mean teachers. It really is an all-encompassing set of clean jokes for teenagers. The puns and one liners on this list are squeaky clean, so don’t worry about whether or not you can recite them to your PG pals. This list of the funniest teen jokes will keep you out of detention. Maybe.

Vote on the best jokes for teenagers on this list, and when you are finished, head on over and vote on the best jokes for parents!

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  • What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For?
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    9,989 votes

    What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For?

    Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life 
  • What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common?
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    8,281 votes

    What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common?

    Their pants are 50% off.
  • Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager?
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    4,590 votes

    Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager?

    So someone in the house is happy to see you. 
  • How Do You Know You Have A Teenager?
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    3,613 votes

    How Do You Know You Have A Teenager?

    When you look at your phone bill?