Teens The Best Jokes for Teens  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any funny joke for an audience of teenagers

Being a teenager is, like, so totally the worst. Right? You’ve got parents breathing down your neck, teachers throwing homework at you all day, and the horrific tyranny of dating. If there was any group of people that needed to have jokes made just for them, it’s teens.

Stop texting your friends for five minutes and check out this list of jokes for teenagers.

This list of the best jokes for teens covers everything from the SATs to what happens when ghost teens go to prom, and mean teachers. It really is an all-encompassing set of clean jokes for teenagers. The puns and one liners on this list are squeaky clean, so don’t worry about whether or not you can recite them to your PG pals. This list of the funniest teen jokes will keep you out of detention. Maybe.

Vote on the best jokes for teenagers on this list, and when you are finished, head on over and vote on the best jokes for parents!

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What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For? Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life 

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What Do JC Penny & Teenage... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do JC Penny & Teenage Boys Have In Common? Their pants are 50% off.

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Why Should You Have A Dog If Y... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Should You Have A Dog If You Also Have A Teenager? So someone in the house is happy to see you. 

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How Do You Know You Have A Tee... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
How Do You Know You Have A Teenager? When you look at your phone bill?

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What Did The Student Say When ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Did The Student Say When His Teacher Asked Him To Use Geometry In A Sentence? "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

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Where Would You Learn How To M... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Where Would You Learn How To Make Ice Cream? Sundae School.

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How Many Teens Does It Take To... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
How Many Teens Does It Take To Change The Toilet Roll We don't know, it never happens. 

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Why Don't Ghosts Like To Go To... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Don't Ghosts Like To Go To Prom? Because they have no body to dance with.

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Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate I... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate It When It Rains? Because the kids have to play inside.

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Where Does The President Keep ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Where Does The President Keep His Armies? In his sleevies.

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What's Brown And Sticky? is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What's Brown And Sticky? A stick.

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What Do Teenagers Use As Birth... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do Teenagers Use As Birth Control?

Their Personalities. 

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Did You Hear There Is No Longe... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Did You Hear There Is No Longer An Essay Requirement On The SAT? Now it's just going to be called the T.

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What Do You Get When You Mix S... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, & Silver? SWAG

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What Do You Get When You Cross LSD With Birth Control? A trip without the kids!

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Why Is It Hard To Explain Puns... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Why Is It Hard To Explain Puns To Kleptomaniacs? Because they take things literally.

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What's The Highest Form Of Fla... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
What's The Highest Form Of Flattery? A plateau.

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Did You Hear The Song Sting Wr... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Did You Hear The Song Sting Wrote About His Teenage Daughter? Every little thing she does is sarcastic. 

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How Many Teenagers Does It Tak... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
How Many Teenagers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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Did You Hear About The Fat Emo... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Jokes for Teens
Did You Hear About The Fat Emo Kid? When the world gets him down he eats it.