Jokes You Only Understand If You Love Wine More than People

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Vote up the funniest jokes about wine.
Should you drink today? Or should you drink today and tomorrow? It's always tough decision, that one. One thing that you can decide on, though, is how much you love wine - and it's definitely more than people if you understand exactly what these funny wine jokes are getting at. So kick off your shoes, pull out your favorite glass, and don't worry so much - it's definitely not too early in the day to have your first glass of wine.