Jon Stewart once said 'Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.' Taking inspiration from this Jon Stewart quote, we can now have a list of all Jon Stewart quotes, gaffes and other Jon-isms. Read all the funny Jon Stewart quotes from the host of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.
While some think Stewart is hilarious, others feel Stewart laughs at his own jokes, always, without fail and without reason. Nevertheless, Jon Stewart has never missed to come up with his dumb and funny gaffes, on and off the show. The classic Jon Stewart bloopers and gaffes are abundant and reading through this list is a fool-proof stress-buster.
As host of The Daily Show, Stewart is paid to talk politics, including pointing out the gaffes and funny quotes of others. Lucky for him, he had plenty of readily available material at his disposal with President Bush in office. Between Bush talking about war and Vice President Cheney going to war with a hunting buddy, Stewart had no shortage of topics on which to comment.Bush and Cheney may be gone from office, but the quotes about them from Jon Stewart will live on forever.
"A lot of people say that this town is too liberal, out of touch with mainstream America, an atheistic pleasure dome, a modern-day, beachfront Sodom and Gomorrah, a moral black hole where innocence is obliterated in an endless orgy of sexual gratification and greed. I don't really have a joke here. I just thought you should know a lot of people are saying that."--On Hollywood, California
"That's what terrorism and gay people are for."--In response to a clip of President Bush stating, "America needs to conduct this debate on immigration in a reasoned and respectful tone...We cannot build a unified country by inciting people to anger or playing on anyone's fears."