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Jon-isms: Funny Jon Stewart Quotes

Jon Stewart once said 'Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.' Taking inspiration from this Jon Stewart quote, we can now have a list of all Jon Stewart quotes, gaffes and other Jon-isms. Read all the funny Jon Stewart quotes from the host of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.

While some think Stewart is hilarious, others feel Stewart laughs at his own jokes, always, without fail and without reason. Nevertheless, Jon Stewart has never missed to come up with his dumb and funny gaffes, on and off the show. The classic Jon Stewart bloopers and gaffes are abundant and reading through this list is a fool-proof stress-buster.

As host of The Daily Show, Stewart is paid to talk politics, including pointing out the gaffes and funny quotes of others. Lucky for him, he had plenty of readily available material at his disposal with President Bush in office. Between Bush talking about war and Vice President Cheney going to war with a hunting buddy, Stewart had no shortage of topics on which to comment.

Bush and Cheney may be gone from office, but the quotes about them from Jon Stewart will live on forever.
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    Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama

    "Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty."
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    A Woman Who Forgets Her Own Husband

    "Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in 'Away From Her.' Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary Clinton calls it the feel good movie of the year."
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    Thomas Jefferson or Hermann Goering?

    "Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot."

    --While hosting the Peabody Awards
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    Democracy in the Middle East

    "Inspiring developments -- Democracy is on the march in the Middle East. Yesterday, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians hit the polls for the first time of parliamentary elections in ten years. Which democratically elected party walked away victorious? Oh, it's Hamas! Yes, Hamas the militant Islamic group that is very anti-American and calls for the destruction of Israel, and wants a theocracy in Palestine. Though, on the plus side, they have returned all the money given to them by Jack Abramoff."