Total Nerd All the Ways Jon Snow Is Becoming Ned Stark  

Lisa Waugh
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In a top notch Jon Snow Ned Stark Yorkshire accent, consider yourself warned about SPOILERS in the North. 
 
Here’s a question to ponder about your favorite living sad face emoji from Game of Thrones. Is Jon Snow turning into Ned Stark on some level? Let’s look at the evidence. 
 
What’s going on with Jon? Did coming back from the dead further solidify him as the next dour Warden of the North? There are many similarities between Jon Snow and Ned Stark as far as their outlook on life. Ned knew winter was coming; Jon has seen the advent of the next Long Night. But no one seems to be giving this much weight even though Jon and his men actually witness the terrifying powers of the Night’s King. Kind of makes you wish Ned had seen it so he could say, “I told ye soo!”
 
Another indicator that Jon will land squarely in a Ned state of mind… both men were betrayed when they tried to do the right thing. Ned wasn’t afraid to die; now Jon isn’t either. And they both know what’s in the great blackness of death. Sort of. Jon saw nothing, but maybe Ned knows that there’s something and will tell Jon what it is, using Bran. 
 
Other clues of Jon Snow turning into Ned Stark are Jon’s latest look. He’s rocking a hairstyle that is dangerously close to Ned’s retirement sweep back. He’s also wearing a cloak just like his pop/uncle's, thanks to Sansa.
 
He’s also got the same sense of humor as Ned. Meaning, he’s about as funny as the ending of “The Door.” Maybe he’ll lighten up when the White Walkers are defeated and he’s having an ale with his dad in Westeros heaven. Hey! Maybe he won’t die. Maybe he’ll met another redhead and settle down at Winterfell, telling his great grandkids stories in the godswood in a sort of grim and wistful way, just like Ned.
 
How is Jon Snow turning into Ned Stark? Vote up the theories that make the most sense to you.
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They Were Both Killed Trying to Do the Right Thing


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Ned confessed to something he didn’t do to save his daughters; Jon went against the Night’s Watch to save the wildlings and mercy killed Mance Rayder at the pyre. Both men were betrayed.
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They’ve Both Had to Bring Justice


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Robb went to war. Sansa got tortured. Arya is off becoming an assassin. Bran is warging up in here. Rickon is well… a hostage right now. It seems the only Stark who’s ready to swing the sword after passing the sentence is Jon. Sansa may get in on this action, but right now Jon is positioned to bring that old school Ned Stark justice to those who have broken their oaths.
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Smiling Is for Soft Southerners


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Even Sansa smiles more than Jon and he’s only had to die - she’s been through much worse. Like his father/uncle, Jon is not a big smiler. You know who smiles? People who create the chaos and make awful things happen.
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Jon Is One Hairstyle Away from "The Ned"


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What did Ned have before that partial up-sweep? A man bun, probably. You know he did! And who has a post-mortem man bun now? Yep. Jon Snow Stark Targaryen Blackfyre Dayne will rock that half war pony until he’s an even more humorless older man than Ned was. And then he’ll just simply clip the top back into a The North Remembers retirement do.
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