Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Movie Quotes

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Here are the best Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle quotes, which help bring the classic picture book to life.

In Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, teenagers Spencer (Alex Wolff), Bethany (Madison Iseman), Fridge (Ser'Darius Blain) and Martha (Morgan Turner) are ordered to clean the school basement for detention. They stumble on a video game called Jumanji, which they all begin playing. 

But moments later, they find themselves in the jungle as the player avatars they selected. Nerd Spencer is the buff Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson), jock Fridge is short-statured zoologist Franklin "Mouse" Finbar (Kevin Hart), bookworm Martha is commando Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillian) and cheerleader Bethany is, much to her displeasure, obese middle-aged male Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon (Jack Black). While this is all a shock to the high school students, they soon learn that they must work together and beat the game in order to return to their real lives, something that sounds just as hard as it is.

Vote for your favorite Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle lines below, and be sure to check out the best quotes from other buzzworthy late 2017 movies, such as The Greatest Showman, The Post, Bright, and Ferdinand.  

  • Cake, Isn't That Your Weakness?
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    88 VOTES

    Cake, Isn't That Your Weakness?

    Trader: Pound cake?
    Ruby Roundhouse: Cake, isn’t that your weakness?
    Mouse Finbar: Is something happening to me? Am I shaking? Am I still black?
    Ruby Roundhouse: Yes
    Mouse Finbar: Okay, we’re fine. Everybody’s fine. It’s all good.

    When the team meets a trader with cake at the bazaar, Roundhouse reminds Mouse of his avatar's weakness. Mouse thinks all is well in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, at least until he spontaneously combusts.

    88 votes
  • Get on My Back!
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    84 VOTES

    Get on My Back!

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: We got to go, get on my back!
    Mouse Finbar: Hell, no!
    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I’ll carry you, come on!
    Mouse Finbar: I would rather die.
    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
    Mouse Finbar: Nope, I’m goin' die.

    While in the real world, Spencer/Bravestone would be the geek and Fridge/Mouse would be the jock, in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, it's the opposite. So when Mouse has the choice of jumping on Bravestone's back or assured death, he chooses the latter.

    84 votes
  • Maybe We're All in a Coma
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    57 VOTES

    Maybe We're All in a Coma

    Professor Shelly Oberon: Maybe we’re all in a coma.
    Ruby Roundhouse: What?
    Professor Shelly Oberon: That old game machine must have electrocuted us and now we’re... Oh my God!
    Mouse Finbar: You better get in there and save her.
    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I am not going to get in there! You get in there!
    Mouse Finbar: Yeah, I got a backpack on! You don’t get in the water with a backpack, everybody knows that.

    Shelly presents the idea that they're not in a video game, they're actually all in a coma. But as the jungle creatures make very clear in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, this is no coma.

    57 votes
  • Why Am I Running So Slow?
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    46 VOTES

    Why Am I Running So Slow?

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Everybody run!
    Mouse Finbar: Why am I running so slow?
    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I have to warn you, I think I’m a very strong puncher.
    Ruby Roundhouse: Wow!
    Professor Shelly Oberon: He’s so good at that.

    As the teens get used to their avatars' special skills in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, they also have to deal with their weaknesses. Much to Mouse's displeasure, running slow is his character's only speed.

    46 votes
  • We All Have Special Skills
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    47 VOTES

    We All Have Special Skills

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: This is a video game, which means we all have special skills.
    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Weakness, none?
    Mouse Finbar: I hate this game, everybody else got the good stuff!
    Ruby Roundhouse: Weakness: cake.
    Mouse Finbar: Yes, cake is my weakness.
    Ruby Roundhouse: You’re a good weapon’s valet.
    Mouse Finbar: What is that?
    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I think it means you carry my weapons and give them to me when I tell you to.

    In a video game world, Bravestone realizes that they each possess video game special skills and weaknesses. While Bravestone doesn't have any weaknesses, Roundhouse sure does: cake.

    47 votes
  • Welcome to Jumanji
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    53 VOTES

    Welcome to Jumanji

    Nigel: Welcome to Jumaji!

    Nigel welcomes the four students/avatars to the land of Jumanji and the game. While he's just being friendly, this warm welcome doesn't help the shock of the teens' current situation.

    53 votes