Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes help bring the classic picture book to live in the film where four teenagers find themselves as playable characters in the video game adaptation. The action-adventure comedy was written by Jake Kasdan, Chris McKenna, Erik Sommers, Scott Rosenberg, and Jeff Pinkner using a story McKenna adapted from the book Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg and 1995 film of the same name. Jake Kasdan also directed Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, which opened in the United States on December 5, 2017.
In Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, teenagers Spencer (Alex Wolff), Bethany (Madison Iseman), Fridge (Ser'Darius Blain) and Martha (Morgan Turner) are ordered to clean the school basement for detention. They stumble on a video game called Jumanji, which they all begin playing.
But moments later, they find themselves in the jungle as the player avatars they selected. Nerd Spencer is the buff Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson), jock Fridge is short-statured zoologist Franklin "Mouse" Finbar (Kevin Hart), bookworm Martha is commando Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillian) and cheerleader Bethany is, much to her displeasure, obese middle-aged male Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon (Jack Black). While this is all a shock to the high school students, they soon learn that they must work together and beat the game in order to return to their real lives, something that sounds just as hard as it is.
Get on My Back!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: We got to go, get on my back!
Mouse Finbar: Hell, no!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I’ll carry you, come on!
Mouse Finbar: I would rather die.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
Mouse Finbar: Nope, I’m goin' die.
While in the real world, Spencer/Bravestone would be the geek and Fridge/Mouse would be the jock, in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, it's the opposite. So when Mouse has the choice of jumping on Bravestone's back or assured death, he chooses the latter.
Cake, Isn't That Your Weakness?
Trader: Pound cake?
Ruby Roundhouse: Cake, isn’t that your weakness?
Mouse Finbar: Is something happening to me? Am I shaking? Am I still black?
Ruby Roundhouse: Yes
Mouse Finbar: Okay, we’re fine. Everybody’s fine. It’s all good.
When the team meets a trader with cake at the bazaar, Roundhouse reminds Mouse of his avatar's weakness. Mouse thinks all is well in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, at least until he spontaneously combusts.
We Got Sucked Into Jumanji
Fridge: Yo, hey, Spencer, what’s this?
Spencer: A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind: Jumanji... You pick a character and then you’re that person in the game.
Fridge: Which one do I pick?
Spencer: I don’t think it matters that much.
Fridge: Mouse Finbar, sounds like a badass
Bethany: I’ll be the curvy genius
Spencer: Dr. Smolder Bravestone
Martha: I guess I’m Ruby Roundhouse.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Guys? Oi vey
Mouse Finbar: Where’s the rest of me?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Oh my god, Fridge?
Mouse Finbar: Yeah, I’m Fridge. Who are you?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: It’s me, Spencer.
Mouse Finbar: Who is she?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Martha?
Ruby Roundhouse: Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the jungle?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I think we got sucked into Jumanji and we’ve become the avatars we chose.
Professor Shelly Oberon: So that means...
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Bethany?
Mouse Finbar: Bethany. Bethany! Don’t look at it!
Professor Shelly Oberon: Nooo! I’m an overweight middle-aged man.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I don’t have my clarinet, and all I see around here is pollen!
Mouse Finbar: Well I don’t have the top two feet of my body!
Fridge and Spencer stumble upon a video game called Jumanji and as gaming sounds way better than detention, they all begin playing. But none expect what happens next in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, that they'd all be sucked into the game, turned into the game's avatars and dropped into the jungle.
Maybe We're All in a Coma
Professor Shelly Oberon: Maybe we’re all in a coma.
Ruby Roundhouse: What?
Professor Shelly Oberon: That old game machine must have electrocuted us and now we’re... Oh my God!
Mouse Finbar: You better get in there and save her.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I am not going to get in there! You get in there!
Mouse Finbar: Yeah, I got a backpack on! You don’t get in the water with a backpack, everybody knows that.
Shelly presents the idea that they're not in a video game, they're actually all in a coma. But as the jungle creatures make very clear in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, this is no coma.