Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Movie Quotes 

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Updated August 15, 2019 546 votes 234 voters 14.6k views 9 items

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Here are the best Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle quotes, which help bring the classic picture book to life.

In Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, teenagers Spencer (Alex Wolff), Bethany (Madison Iseman), Fridge (Ser'Darius Blain) and Martha (Morgan Turner) are ordered to clean the school basement for detention. They stumble on a video game called Jumanji, which they all begin playing. 

But moments later, they find themselves in the jungle as the player avatars they selected. Nerd Spencer is the buff Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson), jock Fridge is short-statured zoologist Franklin "Mouse" Finbar (Kevin Hart), bookworm Martha is commando Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillian) and cheerleader Bethany is, much to her displeasure, obese middle-aged male Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon (Jack Black). While this is all a shock to the high school students, they soon learn that they must work together and beat the game in order to return to their real lives, something that sounds just as hard as it is.

Vote for your favorite Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle lines below, and be sure to check out the best quotes from other buzzworthy late 2017 movies, such as The Greatest Showman, The Post, Bright, and Ferdinand.  

Cake, Isn't That Your Weakness?
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Trader: Pound cake?
Ruby Roundhouse: Cake, isn’t that your weakness?
Mouse Finbar: Is something happening to me? Am I shaking? Am I still black?
Ruby Roundhouse: Yes
Mouse Finbar: Okay, we’re fine. Everybody’s fine. It’s all good.

When the team meets a trader with cake at the bazaar, Roundhouse reminds Mouse of his avatar's weakness. Mouse thinks all is well in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, at least until he spontaneously combusts.

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Get on My Back! is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Movie Quotes
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Get on My Back!

Dr. Smolder Bravestone: We got to go, get on my back!
Mouse Finbar: Hell, no!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I’ll carry you, come on!
Mouse Finbar: I would rather die.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
Mouse Finbar: Nope, I’m goin' die.

While in the real world, Spencer/Bravestone would be the geek and Fridge/Mouse would be the jock, in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, it's the opposite. So when Mouse has the choice of jumping on Bravestone's back or assured death, he chooses the latter.

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Maybe We're All in a Coma
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Professor Shelly Oberon: Maybe we’re all in a coma.
Ruby Roundhouse: What?
Professor Shelly Oberon: That old game machine must have electrocuted us and now we’re... Oh my God!
Mouse Finbar: You better get in there and save her.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I am not going to get in there! You get in there!
Mouse Finbar: Yeah, I got a backpack on! You don’t get in the water with a backpack, everybody knows that.

Shelly presents the idea that they're not in a video game, they're actually all in a coma. But as the jungle creatures make very clear in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, this is no coma.

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Why Am I Running So Slow?
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Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Everybody run!
Mouse Finbar: Why am I running so slow?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I have to warn you, I think I’m a very strong puncher.
Ruby Roundhouse: Wow!
Professor Shelly Oberon: He’s so good at that.

As the teens get used to their avatars' special skills in these Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie quotes, they also have to deal with their weaknesses. Much to Mouse's displeasure, running slow is his character's only speed.

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