Katy Perry Is...

Balancing a sunny and innocent aesthetic, messages of female empowerment, and a healthy dose of sex appeal, Katy Perry is the perfect embodiment of a modern pop star. She's released a steady stream of singles that have regularly topped the charts since her debut, following "I Kissed A Girl" with "Hot n Cold," "Firework," "California Gurls," and "Roar." Her incredibly colorful, almost cartoonish outfits have grabbed attention at major events like the 2017 VMAs and the Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show, as well as in her famously imaginative music videos. She's also frequently counted among the most desired women in Hollywood — fans of celebrity news are all familiar with her marrage to Russell Brand, her fling with John Mayer, and her relationship with Orlando Bloom. They might also know about her extended feud with a group of nuns over the sale of their convent.

But that not everyone appreciates her bright and bubbly public image. Do you love Katy Perry's style of bubblegum pop, or does it strike you as downright braindead? Do you check the tabloids for news of her loves and hookups, or do you wish we could talk about literally anyone else? Would you want to be her best friend, or would you not even pay to see her in concert? Let us know by voting on the list below!

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