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Keanu movie quotes tell the story of two cousins who take to the inner city streets in order to rescue a stolen kitten. The action comedy movie was written by Jordan Peele and Alex Rubens. Peter Atencio directed Keanu, which opened in theaters in the United States on April 29, 2016.

In Keanu, Rell (Jordan Peele) is feeling down after some relationship problems and overall unpleasant life happenings. This all changes, however, when the cutest little kitten arrives at his door. Rell names the kitten Keanu and swiftly introduces the fluff ball to his cousin, Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key). But one day Rell and Clarence come back to Rell's place to see it burglarized and Keanu missing.

So Rell and Clarence head out on a mission to find Keanu, one that leads them to drug dealer Hulka (Will Forte), gang leader Cheddar (Method Man), Mexican drug cartel kingpin Bacon (Luis Guzman) and gangster Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish). Completely out of their element, Rell and Clarence must work together to outwit the enemies and return Keanu to his rightful owner.

Keanu brought a dose of cat cuteness to theaters already showing other films such as A Hologram for the King, Tale of Tales, The Huntsman: Winter's War, and Elvis & Nixon.
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I Want You to Meet Keanu

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Clarence: Hey, man, how are ya? How are you doing?
Rell: Nothing makes sense anymore.
Clarence: Are you okay?
Rell: Daisy broke up with me.
Clarence: Rell, it's going to be okay.
Rell: You're right, Clarence. I want you to meet Keanu.
Clarence: No! Oh my god, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life.

Life isn't going well for Rell, something that is concerning Rell's friend Clarence. But when the cutest little kitten arrives at Rell's door, the fog breaks and Rell begins to think positively again.
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I Talk Like That Sometimes

Hannah: Where are you?
Clarence: Where'd you think my idea of fun was?
Hannah: Why are you talking to me like that?
Clarence: I... I talk like that sometimes.

On the phone with his wife, Clarence mistakenly stays in his tough guy character. Wife Hannah isn't sure what is happening and Clarence, poorly, tries to brush it off.
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17th Street Blips

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Hulka: Oh, sup, sup, bro.
Rell: I'm here cause my place got broken into. Has anyone shady come by here?
Hulka: I mean, the 17th Street Blips
Clarence: The 17th Street Blips, okay, where are they?
Hulka: 17th Street

Rell and Clarence seek the help of drug dealer Hulka in an attempt to find missing kitten Keanu. Hulka explains that a 17th Street gang has been around though initially where to find that gang eludes Clarence.
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Why's Your Door Open?

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Clarence: Why's your door open?
Rell: Keanu, Keanu!
Clarence: I'm sorry.

Clarence and Rell arrive at Rell's home to see that someone has broken in. Despite having many valuables inside, Rell's first concern is his kitten, Keanu.
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