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Keeping Up with the Joneses movie quotes tell the story for the film about two government agents who move into a quiet suburban neighborhood. The comedy film was written by Michael LeSieur and directed by Greg Mottola. Keeping Up with the Joneses opened in theaters on October 21, 2016.

In Keeping Up with the Joneses movie quotes, we meet the overly normal suburban couple of Jeff (Zach Galifianakis) and Karen (Isla Fisher) Gaffney. So when the highly accomplished and worldly Tim (Jon Hamm) and Natalie (Gal Gadot) Jones, who are actually government agents, move into the neighborhood, the Gaffneys are instantly intrigued.

What follows is the Gaffneys nearly stalking the Joneses in an effort to find out why such a couple would settle in a boring neighborhood. But the Gaffneys find more than they ever imagined and soon become part of a dangerous international espionage plot.

If these Keeping Up with the Joneses movie quotes don't strike your fancy, check out quotes from other fall 2016 films such as Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, The Accountant, Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life, and The Birth of the Nation.  

Still Spying on the Neighbors? is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Keeping Up with the Joneses Movie Quotes
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Still Spying on the Neighbors?


Karen Gaffney: Hey honey! 
Jeff Gaffney: Still spying on the neighbors? 
Tim Jones: Hi!
Natalie Jones: We're the Joneses!

Jeff puts his foot in his mouth in these Keeping Up with the Joneses movie quotes. After arriving home, he asks wife Karen if she's been snooping on the new neighbors, who, unbeknownst to Jeff, are sitting right there in his living room.

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New Neighbors Aren't Wasting Any Time Moving In


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Jeff Gaffney: This is what I love about HR, you learn these little intricacies about people.
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Karen Gaffney: Honey, what am I really doing this summer? I mean, I sent the kids away to camp. I'm redesigning bathrooms.
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Jeff Gaffney: New neighbors aren't wasting any time moving in, are they?

Jeff and Karen Gaffney are pretty simple people, as evidenced in these Keeping Up with the Joneses movie quotes. But when new neighbors move in, the Gaffney's lives take quite the exciting turn.

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We're Going to Run


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Tim Jones: Here's the thing about trust. Once it's gone, bad things can happen. 
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Karen Gaffney: It's the Joneses.
Tim Jones: Get in the car, now!
Karen Gaffney: I'm going to count to three. We're going to run, okay? One, two...
Tim Jones: Oh my god, you can't be serious!
Karen Gaffney: Jeff!
Jeff Gaffney: I was making a head start!
Karen Gaffney: On your wife?

Once the Joneses know the Gaffneys have been investigating them, the Joneses track down the Gaffneys and order them into the car at gunpoint. Both Karen and Jeff have ideas to flee, but their plans are not exactly aligned.

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Something Off About Them


Karen: You don't think there's something off about them? They're both so overly accomplished and stylish.

Perhaps it's a bit of jealously, but Karen quickly becomes obsessed with her new neighbors. She can't understand why such stylish and successful people are living in a boring suburban neighborhood.

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