Okay, who's your favorite Kardashian (and don't try to answer "none")? Kim? Wrong! Kourtney? Nope. Kendall? Nah. Kylie? Please. The correct answer is Khloé, whom you conveniently overlooked just as you do most kids who have the misfortune of being middle children. Khloé Kardashian is underappreciated; she is by the most real, most hilarious, most relatable of the Kardashian Klan. She tells it like it is. She's a real ride-or-die badass. She's dedicated AF. Khloé is the best Kardashian – hands down.
We don't appreciate the gem that is Khloé Kardashian. She's been through some stuff. She's seen some sh*t, guys. The Khloé Kardashian struggles are real. But we should all acknowledge the gift the universe has bestowed upon us. We are ungrateful for the beacon of light and realness that is Khloé Kardashian. To paraphrase Beyoncé, we should "bow down, b*tches." Vote up the reasons Khloé is a Kut above the rest of her clan!
She's HilariousPhoto: E! / YouTube
Not one member of the Kardashian clan comes close to touching Khloé on a level of sheer hilarity. And not one of the Kardashians knows how to rail on Momager Kris Jenner like Khloé does. There have been some amazing lines spouted from Khloé's lips to Kris' ears, like the time she hold her "the bigger the hoop the bigger the ho", or when she called her "a desperate f*cking wh*re" for being a show boat at Soul Cycle. Honestly, shame on us for not appreciating her unique and hilarious sense of humor more.37131Love this about her?
She Never Lets The Trolls Get To HerPhoto: Khloe Kardashian/Instagram
A ton of trolls descended on Khloé Kardashian after OJ Simpson was granted parole in July, spamming her Instagram with comments about how he's her real dad. Khloé's late father, Robert Kardashian, was his lawyer in 1995, during the infamous trial that inspired an acclaimed TV miniseries. But there have been rumors throughout the years that OJ and Khloé's mother, Kris Jenner, hooked up and conceived Khloé. OJ's parole inspired the dregs of the internet to bring this up and make fun of Khloé. Comments to her included things like: "OJ runnin' right back into ya life #DaddysHome," and, "Daddy coming home to beat up her sugar walls."
But does Khloé let that get her down? Hell no! She doesn’t let that phase her for one second. One of her many followers tweeted about the comments on Khloé's Instagram being "sick." Khloé agreed with the fan, tweeting back, "People are assh*les but I don't care lol I focus on the good." Khloé, ladies and gentlemen, is giving us a masterclass in not letting the haters get you down.
People are assholes but I don't care lol I focus on the good— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 21, 201730529Love this about her?
She's Definitely The Most Relateable KardashianPhoto: Khloe Kardashian/Instagram
Khloé's not fussed about revealing the work that goes into maintaining a paparazzi-ready body. She's not hiding behind a layer of artifice, and says she just drinks a lot of water. Khloé's super real and super relatable. She's more than happy to let the Twitter-verse know just how many stomach flattening spandex clothing items she's got to wear to keep it tight. "Shorts, spanks, boy shorts under a dress/skirt are a must!" She tweeted.28027Love this about her?
She Works Hard For Her BodyPhoto: Instagram: @khloekardashian
Khloé Kardashian's dedication to her gym routine is straight -up awe-inspiring. If there's anyone that's healthy "fitsporation," it's this girl. Khloé threw herself into getting fit after her divorce and those results cannot be denied. Khloé talked to People magazine about her fitness journey and massive 40lb weight loss:
"“I definitely think the physical and the mental go hand in hand...I feel so good in the gym that it [affects] the rest of my day. It’s a healthy addiction. It’s like buying your sanity!”
Her super can-do attitude about her workouts should serve as inspiration for anyone wanting to hit the gym.25222Love this about her?